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	3 Dailies You Should Be Doing Regularly Why hello there fellow Neopians! I’ve got another great article for you this week. A lot of us work different "dailies" into our Neoschedules for a wide variety of reasons. by rowdy420
	Top 10 Food Avatars for the Hungry Neopian As we welcome in the Month of Eating, what better way to celebrate than by changing your avatar so that your neofriends and people on the neoboards will know your love for all things edible? Here we rank ten of the best avatars that will put you in the mood to eat any and all of the best food in sight! by kingfisherblue33
	Neotune Entertainment: Fall and decline of an empire Do you guys remember the great bands Neotune Entertainment had back then? by aventador750sv
	Shop limit change and the r99 economy Greetings and welcome to my article.. or you may call it a rant! It's mainly a casually written article from an experienced Neopets player written in a way to vent my views at the changes and to inform other unknowing people. by m0nster_rancher
	Perceptions TRANSCRIPT FROM A RECORDED INTERVIEW, HAUNTED WOODS. by fantasiere
	Talek's Trophy Tips: Whacking Wicked Wights Ever wondered how to get that shiny golden trophy? Or chase up that elusive avatar? With guides abound, it has never been easier to get trophies. Everyone’s writing down tips, but you still can’t wrap your head around it? Talek will take you down the path towards the gamer superstardom. by talekdolorn

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"TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Five" by downrightdude
TIP FIVE: THERE ARE ALWAYS FAR WORSE PLACES TO WORK As the Month of Eating (which is a strange name for a month, by the way) began, my semi-lazy job search continued as I lagged during my hunt for the perfect thing to do for the rest of my life. The differing attempts I’ve tried were all humongo failures: the Post Office didn’t want me to spend all my time admiring all of their pretty stamps; Gifts Galore didn’t work out due to my many mishaps with their old-fashioned cash register-contraption; and the bakers at the Bakery accused me of swiping seven cupcakes (though I only stole two). At first I assumed I was cursed with finding good jobs and that—hopefully, if curses actually existed—I could spend the rest of my days relaxing and watching happy Neopians frolic and enjoying themselves during dramatic events on Neovision. Yet as idyllic as this would be, everything came CRASHING down because of one near minded, egotistical, self-absorbed num-skull who just had to apply me at a store I cared very little for. And that traitor was……..CLAUDIA! (All my readers should gasp and/or faint now) So you’re probably wondering how Claudia—rather than that treacherous Andrew—was able to unintentionally ruin my life for a brief period of time.

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TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Five
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Of Silence: Signed and Sealed
Kanrik,

I’ll be honest and say that I am rather relieved to finally be hearing back from you. The lack of communication these past half-dozen-or-so months had me genuinely concerned about your wellbeing.

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