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Not All Ideas are so Great

Hello Draiks, today... Collab with one_headlight

by teca_alvarenga
Funthing Has Happened!!

You saw that! You sawwwwww that! Collab with 1nconsolable

by white_tiger0226
Service Announcement

Learn how these wonderful Petpets can improve the lives of their owners!

by anarkau
To the Tune: Evil Snow Moon

Can't unsee...

by xstarfrost
Ventures - Difference: Part 1

What do you do when even the wrong "gone wrong" has gone wrong?

by neo_coaster363
Finding Something Good at the Money Tree

Collab with dance_chik_13

by serebii251
Tavi's Rope

Play it cool...

by lavo0810
Trouble at the Neopian Bank

What is that smell?...

by littleari06
The Price of Looking Cute

Looking cute is the ultimate priority

by chocokelle
Lutari and Landlubbers

Talk Like a Pirate Day may be over for everyone else, but on Krawk Island it never ends.

by periodicage
Collecting Seashells

So pretty! Collab with shin0bi_

by therainbowsheep
Too Much Laundry

Maybe leave those clothes at the Neopian Hospital...

by prulletje1852
The Void Within: Secret Word Puzzle

Find out what's in store!

by youi234
Blossoms

What'd you use magic for back home?

by twillieblossom
Volunteers

We will try our best to help any patient.

by pca_03101
Don’t Count Your Tombola Guys Before They Hatch

Better find a different item to donate this year…Collab. i_lovee_icecream

by truebrony
Royal Pain: Faerie Festival

Jhudora asserts her dominance as the superior faerie

by winner19955
 
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"The Best Prank of All" by spukl1
On the eve of King Skarl’s Masquerade Ball, the Blumaroo Court Jester prepares for his shining moment. He lays out his jester costume, making sure his bells are all sewn on tight and none of his patches are fraying. Day after day this jester toils away day and night, attempting to make King Skarl laugh. He rarely succeeds, but then who does? However, on the day of King Skarl’s Masquerade Ball he changes tactics from jokes to pranks around Neopia. King Skarl’s Masquerade Ball is his holiday and King Skarl expects him to go above and beyond, topping all of his previous performances. King Skarl’s Masquerade Ball is more work than any other day of the year, but he is rewarded with piles of Neopoints, unlimited bowls of Gruel and most importantly a chorus of laughs from all of Meridell’s finest on this special day. He recalls his first Masquerade Ball working for King Skarl, where his iconic line came to be: “What do you do if fierce Peophins has eaten too much tin of olives?”, the jester’s confidence soared that day since that simple line was all it took that initial year to have King Skarl cackling but since then the jester has needed to step up his game.




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The Best Prank of All
On the eve of King Skarl’s Masquerade Ball, the Blumaroo Court Jester prepares for his shining moment. He lays out his jester costume, making sure his bells are all sewn on tight and none of his patches are fraying.

by spukl1

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Reia's Quest
Reia walked through the sparkly pink gates to the Faerie festival fairground, looking around in wonder. Neopets of all species and colours were running around, completing quests and bringing junk to recycle.

by peppermintandrea

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Top 10 Neopian Pranksters
The first day of Collecting has come and gone, which not only signifies that we are making alarmingly fast progress through the year, but also that we are already halfway to the next April Fool’s Day.

by dennykins

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Top 10 Mutant Neopet Colours
If there's one thing we all love, it's new colours. But one colour a lot of Neopians never think about is Mutant. It's not hard to see why; Mutants were created by Dr. Sloth, and no one wants to be associated with him.

by supert_2

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Atilan
Papa always stuck to the gentleman adventurer model — even in the pictures of him shaking hands with the Honoured Mother of the Lutari, he was wearing a cravat.

by quanticdreams

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Triccity's Travels: Mystery Island
My new friends led the way down the beach, stopping at a thatched shack open to the sand with a bar and a scattering of tables and chairs. We took our seats while a waiter came to give us menus.

by 77thbigby



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