There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots

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Issue: 224 | 20th day of Sleeping, Y8

Comics

	The Pant Devil's Advocate Meet I_pwned the Slorg! by gryffinrose
	Who's the Man? insert evil laughter by isaiahdjkim
	Ouch! Is that all? by howling_werewolf
	Already Ate It Hey, that was mine! by j_ja_l_2003
	Too Sane Buttered toast! Buttered toast! Also by lizyuni by ssjelitegirl
	BitOut Pirate petpet paintbrushes are hard to come by, anyways... by meowr
	Lupe Eat Lupe World Is it a donkey?! Nooo, just Rot. by outpour
	Slippery When Wet Warning: Funny when read. by nopp88
	Aisha Groove Aishas aren't really psychic.... by discokitten
	Spooky You'll catch your Death of cold that way! by ghostkomorichu
	Always Complaining TRYING to be nice... by sabertigerblade
	The Neopals What are you doing?! by roxanne_vergara99
	Can you say eww? What's with the silent treatment? Idea by deadmankun666 by goldchocobo21
	Randomness II Hannah, you jump too high! by wizardmoncita
	The Scary Truth About Dice-A-Roo We always suspected... Also by crocodile_babiez by jbforever
	Jhudora & Illusen: WHATEVER! Never ask your arch enemy for her opinion. by spock_luvr
	Holidays on Mystery Aisle We love tourists. by medievalwerewolf
	Head in the Clouds I wish I could help. by candykitty
	Splodge - zapped! Public service announcement. by scribble
	Neopian Circumstances The Neolodge has EVERYTHING! by nefily
	Rocks are the best! How so? by dragon_general111
	Welcome! Welcome to the G-nor... Gnorb... ahh, you know. by drablyar
	The Insider's Guide to Cheat Well the game is called cheat... o_o by sissy_sugar_queen
	Rojero's Tale Rojero can't wait! by heart_toes
	Floofeh How WOULD you answer that question? o_o; by jupeboxgal
	Random Neopians - Gnorbu Fanatics I wonder why TNT made the new pet Gnorbu look so much like a llama... by kwoz25eevee
	The Trouble With Avatars... "Now we just need names..." by velveteen
	Tallure & LabRat, Kitomai What were they arguing about anyway? by akkuran
	Lupe Moments Next time we send the Pteri. by kateh_pwns
	The Adventures Of Help! What a strange thing to say. by raptor291
	Veggies, Anyone? Great idea. Let's move. by medli20
	Me & My Mootix How it all began... by peri0neo
	Spelling Test I tried to look up 'dictionary', but I didn't know how to spell it. Idea by patjade by lukeneedsatrim
	Flapdoodle What really happens to those "spell ingredients"... by obviousfakename
	Top Five: Darigan's ... Oh dear. by citadell
	Step Aside, It's Here! LDP bloopers, they exist! Come see what bits of the comic never made the final cut! by qbureau

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