Short Stories

	Illusen's Bad Day Illusen was having a bad day. No, more like an awful, terrible, horrible kind of day... by ailkenorem
	Wrapped in a Box He had assumed that he was an okay Petpet, and was sure the day he was brought in the shop that he would be chosen and out of a cage before the others... by brenicaevf333
	A Lupe's Tale "Deep in the dark, cold mountains of Tyrannia, there live Neopets unlike any other..." And so begins one Lupe's story... by darkwolf__untamed
	The Latest and Greatest Recruit of Dr. Frank Sloth Dreams of Faerie Paint Brushes... will of iron... brain of Volcanic Rock. by sarahleeadvent
	The Unlikely Hero I think we'll both be happier when I leave. Lately he's been really strict and on my case. He's not happy with my schoolwork; I think it embarrasses him... by imagiknight
	Written at 3am And so the crew of the pirate ship Scurvy Weewoo found itself being boarded by a horde of what appeared to be a bunch of oversized Bruces with fangs and spines... by child_dragon
	Awakening The moment had been etched in my brain for a long time. A thousand years, to be exact. Now was the time I would awaken. Now was the time I would return... by dan4884
	Walking the Plank Aboard the docks, Jacques sat depressed next to the edge of the ship, hanging his head over the side of the railing. There was a pinch of guilt and low self-esteem in his stomach that couldn't quite fade... by ironytothemax
	The Weaver Perhaps the peculiar thing about the Weaver was that for all of her skill, talent, and riches, she herself wore only the simple clothes of a less fortunate Neopian... by doughnut215
	The Neopian Investigators: Case of the Missing Neopoint As he was halfway down the alley, a figure leapt out behind him, and began to follow... by spoonguardonline
	Faerieland Home Was there a place in all of Faerieland that Jenny could call her home? by fairyrose3221
	The Way It Was It was in those days that Illusen and Jhudora came into being; on the same day, the same hour, the very same moment... by hmlanden
	Venturing Into Jhudora's Cloud Finally, here at last! That rumored Jhudora's Cloud, with all its hidden traps and dangers for those who dared to enter... Also by precious_katuch14 by shadowcristal
	Pictures in the Clouds Jhudora admired the sky from her seat on her cloud. "This is one day that I want those lazy pets to go cloud-watching," she said, the corners of her mouth turning up into a giddy smile... by nut862

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"Illusen's Bad Day" by ailkenorem
"Does anyone know where I put my cookie?" asked Illusen hysterically. She was having some trouble finding one of her Illusen's Cookies to give to a quester. Getting increasingly frustrated, she moved around the glade trying to find the cookie. Illusen was having a bad day. No, more like an awful, terrible, horrible kind of day. For one thing...

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