The Top 20 Faerie Foods of Neopia! by matthewm344
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FAERIELAND - Hey! You may be wondering why I am such an enthusiast about Faerie
foods. The reason is that Faerie foods have something other lands don't have.
Sure, the Haunted Woods might have Blumaroo Steaks and Almost Gummy Rats, Terror
Mountain might have food made of snow, and Tyrannia has Omelettes and Meat-a-la-Twigs,
but Faerie food is different. The great appearance, flavor, texture, and liveliness
of the food is what makes it so wonderful! Since I eat Faerie food almost every
day, I am going to tell you about my day, along with the Faerie food scattered
throughout it!
1: Enchanting Strawberry Cereal
Breakfast at 7:15 NCT - This is about the time I wake up to start the day.
Now, some people would have Florg Os Cereal or Gelert Day Cereal, but I prefer
Enchanting Strawberry Cereal. It doesn't change the milk a funny color like
Florg Os, and it doesn't look like oatmeal, like Gelert Day Cereal. To me, it
is the perfect breakfast, and it tastes great too!
2: Fruity Faerie Fingers
Early Snack at 10:30 NCT - Now, as you can probably guess, I usually get hungry
again at 10:30. So, to tide me over until lunch, I have delicious Fruity Faerie
Fingers! These are the ultimate snack food, as they come with Raspberry Jam
and cooked to ultimate perfection. These are very good while reading.
3: Faerie Hot Dog
Lunch at 12:00 NCT - Ah, lunch! My favorite meal of the day. By now those Fruity
Faerie Fingers have just about worn off, and I'm hungry again. Usually, other
Neopians might have a Speckled Hot Dog or a Nice Iced Pizza. NOT me. I prefer
the elegance of the floating Faerie Hot Dog, which is just bursting with wondrous
flavors and funny experiences!
4: Delicious Faerie Bubbles
Lunch Drink at 12:10 NCT - After lunch I take some Delicious Faerie Bubbles.
Now I like to have fun with the side effects. Sometimes I'll drink it fast,
go into Mormentum's room while he's making a new potion or something, drink
the juice, and burp right in his ear! Oh boy, does he get mad at me when I do
that! Other times I just drink it, and burp quietly to myself.
5. Faerie Chocodrop
Lunch Dessert at 12:11 NCT - Usually now I have some dessert for lunch. I usually
go for those succulent Faerie Chocodrops. They have such a wondrous taste, chocolate
and marshmallow blended together to make such a lovely confection that is almost
too lovely to eat! But I eat it anyway. Sometimes, I'll get three or four Faerie
Chocodrops and have them race each other in an obstacle course. It's funny to
see how they sometimes wobble and crash into one another.
6: Fyora Day Muffin
Midday snack at 3:00 NCT - Now I usually need something light and fluffy (so
I don't waste my appetite) to tide me over until dinner. I usually grab a few
freshly bought or baked (the Faerie Foods shopkeeper gave me the recipe!) Fyora
Day Muffins and head on over to read some comics. One of my favorite titles
is The Defenders of Neopia's Rescues and Bios. I think that Lightning Lenny
and Judge Hog are some of the coolest guys there. I also use the little tiaras
that come with the muffins as decorations for my room.
7: Heavenly Roast Turkey
Dinner at 5:00 NCT - Yum... turkey! But not just any turkey, oh no, it is Heavenly
Roasted Turkey! One of my favorite Faerie foods, the Faeries have really outdone
themselves. It tastes, looks, and even smells like heaven! And the best part
about it is that it can fly over to the table and rest itself down without dropping,
spilling, or breaking anything (unlike Xlaria)! And even if we still have leftovers,
Dad can leave it in our Orange Jelly Fridge and it stays warm! It never gets
cold. Kind of odd in my opinion, but...
8: Fyora Day Fizz
Dinner Drink at 5:00 NCT - Ah. A cool, refreshing drink with a lovely amount
of flavor and fizz. Very, very good, at parties or just at dinner. One of my
most favorite of all of the Fyora-themed foods, this is the best of the best.
I also think that the little stirring stick is a very fun, entertaining thing
about this wonderful, refreshing drink!
9: Creamy Cloud Ice Cream
After Dinner Dessert at 5:45 NCT - Ohhhh. Right about now I'm usually bloated,
as most people are after dinner, but there's one problem. No one EVER leaves
any room for dessert! But with Faerie food, all those worries are carried away
on the wind. As everyone knows, there are many different types of Ice Cream
throughout Neopia. But Creamy Cloud Ice Cream is different from all the others.
It fills you up just enough, and like it says, it won't spoil your appetite!
10: Faerie Fondant
Other snacks I like - Now, since Neopia doesn't have school, the days are like
a never-ending vacation. Now, every once and a while (mainly every weekend),
I have a sleepover with Kelawla and Arceroff. Of course, they aren't as crazy
about Faerie food as I am, but they both love Faerie Fondants! The rich, creamy
marshmallows, and the warm, crunchy biscuit is enough to satisfy anyone!
11: Icy Faerie Marshmallows
Other snacks I like - Ah, Icy Faerie Marshmallows. A delightfully cold treat,
with a succulent mint-vanilla flavor that always puts you back on your feet.
One of my most favorite snacks, I always buy some if I see them stocked at Faerie
Foods. There are many different ways to eat this one. First, you can eat them
one by one off the stick. Second, you can pull them off(not too hard)and eat
them that way. The only problem with that one is they have wings. What is even
better is that the stick tastes minty, too!
12, 13, 14, and 15: Earth, Dark, Light, and Fire Faerie Sundaes
Other snacks I like - the sundaes of sundaes, these are a treat. These cool,
flavorful, colorful sundaes are all the range this year. Everything seems elegant
about these sundaes, even the sauces! The only problems that come with these
sundaes are a little bit of the rivalries between the Faeries. When you store
them in the freezer, the next day all you see is green, orange, yellow, and
purple mush all dripping out of the freezer and onto the floor. And, for that
reason, you should buy only one flavor at a time. I repeat, ONE FLAVOR AT A
TIME!
16: Fyora Gum
Other snacks I like - Out of all the gum and gummy-themed items in Neopia, this
is one of the most delicious. The lovely Starberry-Thornberry combination is
enough to blow you right out of the house and into the yard! The pink-blue mist
that accompanies this treat is very lovely too, 'cause you can eat it! These
nifty pieces of gum come in packs of five, ten, and fifteen. The packs even
come with packs of DoN Trading Cards! Two great qualities in one!
17: Faerie Éclair
Other snacks I like - Hmmmm... which one would you rather have, Chocolate Éclair...
Paste or a wonderful Faerie Éclair? Not a very hard decision, is it? This wonderful,
even-sized snack is full of chocolatey goodness! And believe me from experience,
you can easily scarf down four or five of these succulent little pastries. The
delectable vanilla cream in the center is one of my favorite features of this
Éclair!
18: Faerie Dumplings
Other snacks I like - Now, what meal is cute, tasty, and light on the stomach?
Faerie Dumplings of course! These light and good tasting dumplings are the talk
of Faerieland (and my stomach!). Each is filled with a succulent mixture of
flour and water, and occasionally you can get fillings with different vegetables
and meats! The soft, pink glow that accompanies these little dumplings is a
very nice touch at a feast or party!
19: Chocolate Fyora Crown
Other snacks I like - This delectable foodstuff is one the Faerie Queen herself
enjoys from her castle window, likewise from my spot on the couch! The grape-flavored
gem in the center of the crown is one worth tasting, as is the milk chocolate
the crown itself is made of. This treat can also be used as a Halloween costume
decoration, if you want to be Fyora and have a snack afterwards!
20: Faerie Nachos
Other snacks I like - The last and one of the best Faerie treats is... Faerie
Nachos! The Nachos, some of the only types in Neopia, are THE most exquisite
snack foods in Faerieland. The Nachos themselves are topped with gooey, cheesy
goodness. The box is lightweight, waterproof (perfect for all of you swimmers
out there!), and colorfully decorated. Perfect if you need to jazz up a party
or luau! The Nachos are flavorful, a combination of whole grains (the Faeries
would have nothing else, of course) and the perfect tang of spices to jazz up
these Nachos for the number one party food!
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