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What Type of Gamer Are You? - A Comprehensive Quiz


by poissonneondn

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Most Neopians would agree that the quickest way to make neopoints is by playing games. Restocking takes speed, the stock market takes patience, and daily freebies only go so far, but there are hundreds of games out there that pay out immediately! Take this fairly quick quiz to see what type of gamer you are:

1. Your favorite avatar to use is:

A. Animated – you like the stimulation

B. Flashy and kind of techno-looking

C. N/A – you don’t have a favorite; you keep changing them around

D. The Lenny Conundrum or Faerie Crosswords one

E. One that cost many neopoints to get

F. The Chef Bonju one... or it will be once you figure out how to get it

G. From the Battledome... by winning

H. A clickable one

I. Retired – you had to be around back then to get it!

2. The guild you are in (or would most likely join) is best described as having:

A. Your favorite sports team as the theme

B. Weekly (prizeless) competitions – just for the fun of it

C. A fun and slightly competitive atmosphere

D. A science or literature theme

E. An invitation only setup – you keep trying to join one of these ‘elite’ guilds, even if you don’t meet the criteria

F. A support group for reaching your individual goals

G. A very friendly but competitive atmosphere

H. An image of that famous teenage singer/TV star

I. A list of what the neopets used to look like when they were first released

3. Your favorite place in Neopia to take your neopet is:

A. Where you can read the comic strips from old plots

B. Wherever the most current plot is – you love solving these things

C. The Toy Shop – picking out a fun game!

D. The Book Shop – you want your neopets to be well educated until Neoschool is finally built!

E. The Lever of Doom

F. Jelly World – even though it doesn’t exist

G. The neoboards – you like showing off your pet to other players and getting their advice

H. The sponsor games

I. A pet page filled with images of Neopia long ago – one of those “Remember When?” places

4. Pick a word that you feel describes you:

A. Speedy

B. Classic

C. Player

D. Brainy

E. Risk-taker

F. Determined

G. Needy

H. Young

I. Everlasting

5. Let’s say someone is writing your Neopian biography (and pretend your name is Neo). When interviewed, your neofriends would say about you:

A. “Neo would always be describing his/her latest Neopian Adventure Spotlight.”

B. “Neo would send me neomails about this or that classic video game.”

C. “Last I checked, Neo was only one trophy away from having all the gold trophies for card games.”

D. “Every neomail I received from Neo had the word of the day in it... along with spelling corrections for my previous replies.”

E. “Neo left his/her newly painted neopet as his/her active – it was like s/he was taunting Boochi to attack!”

F. “Whenever there was a plot going on, Neo was the one updating everyone else on what steps they needed to take. Neo always solved it first.”

G. “There was a month or so where Neo would keep sending me all these game challenges.”

H. “When Neo’s neomails weren’t written in chatspeak, they were very short and to the point.”

I. “Neo would say something that didn’t make sense, then always reply with ‘Oh, never mind, you weren’t around for that, were you’... every time!”

6. The kind of articles or stories you jump to first in the Neopian Times are:

A. Multi-edition stories that have you on the edge of your seat after each part

B. About the latest plot

C. Articles on how to improve your poker face

D. Informative and useful

E. Stories with characters taking chances

F. Articles about the Chef Bonju avatar

G. Ones you’ll forward on to your neofriends

H. Too long! You usually end up at the comics after attempting to read an article

I. From the old, old, old editions!

7. Epi;f upi yslr yjr yo,r yp gohitr yjod piy?

A. Jumbled words? I wonder what it means! I hope someone figures it out! Yeah!

B. Yes, yes, I would.

C. Is that part of a new game?

D. Perhaps each letter represents another...

E. Uhh... I guess 101! I hope I’m right...

F. O epi;f smf O kidy fof! (That took a bit of patience and planning.)

G. I’ll ask all my neofriends if they get it. If not, I’ll challenge them to see who gets it first!

H. Wow, waaay too heavy on the chatspeak there. I don’t have time to try to understand that!

I. What has Neopia come to... article writers these days!

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Here are the results based on what answers you chose.

Mostly A’s: Action/Adventure/Sports Gamer

You’re the kind of person who always has to be doing something; you hate being idle. Your favorite games generally involve quick movements, escaping an enemy, or sports-like action. Thinking long and hard about a move isn’t an option, especially when the enemy is closing in on you! Recommended games include Ice Cream Machine, Revel Roundup, and Tyrannian Mini golf.

Mostly B’s: Arcade Classics/Puzzles Gamer

You might be the kind of person who still has a real-life video game system from the 80’s or a stack of puzzle books on your desk. You love the simplicity of moving left or right or back and forth, or you enjoy racking your brain while trying to come up with the best move. Recommended games include Meerca Chase II, Meepit vs. Feepit, and Roodoku.

Mostly C’s: Board/Card Gamer

You probably hold games nights with friends or always have a deck of cards nearby. You like virtual games with rules you are already know. Recommended games include Cheat!, Eye of the Storm, and Kou-Jong.

Mostly D’s: Educational/Quiz/Word Gamer

You’re the kind of person who loves testing your knowledge, learning new things, and putting that expansive vocabulary to good use! You probably enjoy watching quiz-type game shows in real life. Recommended games include Plushie Tycoon, Defender Trainer, and Word Poker.

Mostly E’s: Luck/Chance Gamer

You’re a gambler! You thrive off of taking risks and are often heard saying “Oh yeah? Wanna bet?” To you, a game just isn’t a game unless you stand something to lose. Recommended games include Coconut Shy, Kiss The Mortog, and Bilge Dice.

Mostly F’s: Most Challenging/Strategy Gamer

Much like the Action/Adventure/Sports gamers, you need extra stimulation – usually more than the average gamer. You enjoy testing your skills to the extreme, or you enjoy using your impeccable logic to get you through tough situations. Recommended games include The Buzzer Game, Castle Battles, and Snow Wars II.

Mostly G’s: Multiplayer Gamer

You’re not much of a fan of playing games on your own, usually because you feel the need to defeat someone else! Whether you’re a good sport or a sore winner (or loser), solitaire just isn’t your thing. You might prefer playing with a real life friend or with someone else on Neopets. Recommended games include Faerie Cloud Racers, Kacheekers, and The Great Desert Race.

Mostly H’s: Sponsor/Kids Gamer

You like to relax and take things easy. Perhaps you don’t like exerting much effort, or your days are normally too busy to be playing a bunch of strategic games, or maybe you're still just a kid. You like games that are quick, simple, and to the point! Recommended games include Kacheek Seek, Fashion Fever, and whatever sponsor game is currently available.

Mostly I’s: Old School Neopets Gamer

You were here before customization and the new site layout, before the Usuki paint brush, and likely before the Peophin was available to everyone (it used to be limited edition!). You probably remember when you could make your own theme park, or when you could post a new topic on the neoboards and it would stay for a week before getting bumped off. Ah, the good ol’ days! Whether you’ve been loyal for years and have the 90+ month old account to prove it, or if you’ve self-frozen a few times over the years but can’t seem to stay away from Neopets, you miss the games from way back when.

Head on over to the graveyard for your recommended games, or let out a sigh and hope that TNT resurrects your old favorites, like Bingo!

Hopefully your results match your true gaming preferences! Keep in mind that most games overlap into more that one category, so if you feel you fit a different category more than the one I say you should, feel free to consider that as your true result instead.

On a final note, consider playing a game outside your preferences every once in a while! Discovering new games is fun, and you never know when you might find one you like. Happy gaming!

 
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