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Week - 714

Changes
by certifiabletrash
Description: What do you mean it's a cheap trick to break the fourth wall?

Also by meowbey


Week - 715

The NT's Best Secret -- Until Today!
by certifiabletrash
Description: Country music and Aishas -- 100% guaranteed to tip the scale in your favor!

Also by minnesotan


Week - 716

A Good Run for the Money
by certifiabletrash
Description: The hand doesn't give, but it does take.

Also by cloudypoogle


Week - 717

Current Weather
by certifiabletrash
Description: A hairy situation.

Also by blonde_and_lovin_it2


Week - 718

Walein Away
by certifiabletrash
Description: So, when you said I was going down...

Also by minnesotan and cloudypoogle


Week - 719

Will You Be My Valentine?
by certifiabletrash
Description: Valentine, your heart is as sweet as candy.

Also by flyghing


Week - 720

Baelia's Burdens #1
by certifiabletrash
Description: Why is the Grey Faerie so sad? Stay tuned to find out!

Also by alexipharmic


Week - 721

Baelia's Burdens #2
by certifiabletrash
Description: It might be time for a trip to the dentist…

Also by alexipharmic


Week - 722

Baelia's Burdens #3
by certifiabletrash
Description: Anyone would feel left out in her position.

Also by alexipharmic


 
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How To Care For Your Elderly Neopet
A sudden loss of balance and a stumble into the Rainbow Fountain is all it takes. Before your very eyes, your once sprightly, bouyant Neopet with their thick, lush, shiny fur/scales/hide (delete as appropriate) will emerge no longer glowing with youth and energy, but hunched over and wizened, wrinkly and crinkly, grey or balding, aged almost beyond recognition! "Get off my lawn!" they'll croak at you angrily, whilst you stare at them wide-eyed in shock, mouth agape in surprise.

by tallydepp

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Gorgeous Gelert Items
Gelerts are quite popular Neopets, and with good reason. They are extremly loyal, once you have earned their friendship, they will never leave your side. Gelerts are also very brave and would never hesitate to save their friends and owners from danger. But they`re mostly peaceful creatures who love to play

by aleu1986

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A Dearth Of Dung?
Here is a list of all the dung wearables that the players are hoping for in the future. The quirk about this list is, these items already exist, albeit not in wearable form! Will you turn these items into wearables, dear TNT? Let's cross our fingers that they someday will!<

by indulgences

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Water Faerie and the Healing Springs: No Cost Cures
Most days on neopets, things can go pretty smoothly. You take care of your pets like any good owner would do, yet all it takes is for one single outcome to change the schedule of things from normal to haywire. One moment you can be taking your pet(s) exploring and then all of a sudden, you turn to look at your neopet and what's that, bud? You are sick with Hoochie Coochies? What in the world? How can that be?

by hkequeen

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Count Von Roo's Deadly Hour
It's all starting to make sense.

Also by azusa_k

by brooklyn3223




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