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Week - 714

Changes
by certifiabletrash
Description: What do you mean it's a cheap trick to break the fourth wall?

Also by meowbey


Week - 715

The NT's Best Secret -- Until Today!
by certifiabletrash
Description: Country music and Aishas -- 100% guaranteed to tip the scale in your favor!

Also by minnesotan


Week - 716

A Good Run for the Money
by certifiabletrash
Description: The hand doesn't give, but it does take.

Also by cloudypoogle


Week - 717

Current Weather
by certifiabletrash
Description: A hairy situation.

Also by blonde_and_lovin_it2


Week - 718

Walein Away
by certifiabletrash
Description: So, when you said I was going down...

Also by minnesotan and cloudypoogle


Week - 719

Will You Be My Valentine?
by certifiabletrash
Description: Valentine, your heart is as sweet as candy.

Also by flyghing


Week - 720

Baelia's Burdens #1
by certifiabletrash
Description: Why is the Grey Faerie so sad? Stay tuned to find out!

Also by alexipharmic


Week - 721

Baelia's Burdens #2
by certifiabletrash
Description: It might be time for a trip to the dentist…

Also by alexipharmic


Week - 722

Baelia's Burdens #3
by certifiabletrash
Description: Anyone would feel left out in her position.

Also by alexipharmic


 
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Mystery Island Traveller's Diary
Oh what a beautiful day! Gone are the dreary clouds and bone-chilling humidity of Shenkuu’s late spring, and arrived are the hot sun and blue skies of Mystery Island. The airship ride from Shenkuu to a small island off the coast of Moltara, and the subsequent boat ride to Mystery Island, was very enjoyable. As we lost elevation, the damp air dried and the clouds dissipated, paving the way for sun, sun, and more sun!

by mucka33

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Usuki Singing Stars #31: Lola Minds Her Manners
“Nope,” said Lola. Her smile widened. “Ms. Butterworth has invited me to an elegant dinner at Kelp! She’s taking me because she’s been so proud of my Neoschool grades.” Patricia and Sparkles sighed enviously. Kelp was the fanciest restaurant in all of Neopia! Located in Maraqua, the restaurant had a reputation for serving the most exquisite entrees, the delicate china plates in the dining room and being one of the few places in Neopia where Neopians could dress up in their best clothes and jewellery.

by downrightdude

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Underwater
I'm a water Lutari who's lived her entire life in a network of caves deep under the ocean. I've never seen the sky, or the sun, or other people—except for my mum, but that one is a given for most kids, isn't it? I sleep in a bed of warm, blue sponge—magic, no doubt—and go fishing once a week with my mum for what she calls the "necessities." I play with various things my mum says come from the "surface," and occasionally the odd plushie that pops up in the fishing hole.

by peronalodis

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The Scrivener's Survey
This Scrivener has come out of anonymity to share with all of Neopia, via the Times, the inside scoop on books I’ve read! For truth! For justice! For informed book buying! (And also because the Defenders of Neopia, in no uncertain terms, told me to switch to a more “conventional” method of spreading literary information. When Judge Hog speaks, you listen.)

by cosmicfire918

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the New Addition: Part Two
"What?" James asked. His eyes grew to the size of saucers. "Already? I literally just got here!"

"Don't worry, James. You'll do fine," Jane comforted. "Vandalism cases are usually pretty easy to solve, so it's the perfect case to start you off with."

by chasing_stars44




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