Does Your Weewoo Love You?

     Q: What is the colour of your Weewoo?

     A) Pirate.

     B) Grey.

     C) White.

     D) Valentine. Wait… no. That must have been a dream. It’s just pink.

     Q: What does your Weewoo like to do for fun?

     A) It likes to look for treasure away from you.

     B) It prefers to hide under the covers like a Weewoo burrito and watch the Neopies.

     C) It spends most of its time reading the Neopian Times.

     D) It only likes to spend time with you.

     Q: When you see your Weewoo first thing in the morning, what does it do?

     A) It picks on the window with its beak until you let it out.

     B) It hides under the covers, and refuses to come out unless you give it snacks.

     C) It squawks until you hand it its morning newspaper.

     D) It gives you a peck on the cheek and a big smile.

     Q: Does your Weewoo hold eye contact with you?

     A) Yes, but only with one eye.

     B) No, it tends to avoid eye contact.

     C) Yes, but mostly while asking a lot of strange questions. It says it’s for “research”, but who knows…

     D) Yes, and it looks at me often with twinkling eyes filled with love.

     Q: When you try to feed your Weewoo, what does it do?

     A) It gives you a one-eyed glare, and steals the food out of your hand, just to quickly fly away with its loot.

     B) It approaches you slowly, takes the food, and hides in a corner.

     C) It takes out a pen and paper and starts to write a food review.

     D) It smiles sweetly, and eats the whole meal happily.

     Q: What is your Weewoo’s body language like?

     A) Very stiff, it sometimes feels like it’s walking around with a peg leg.

     B) It could best be described as droopy. Sort of like it’s walking around with a rain cloud over its head.

     C) It’s attentive, borderline stiff. Like it’s always looking for something to react to.

     D) Warm and welcoming, you just want to pick it up and squish its cute little cuddly face!

     Q: What kind of things do you do with your Weewoo?

     A) Things? Do? Nah, my Weewoo doesn’t really do anything with me, it goes on its own adventures.

     B) We like to relax at home, especially during rainy and gloomy days.

     C) We mostly do crossword puzzles and read articles together.

     D) We do everything together! We’re completely inseparable.

     Q: What does your Weewoo do when you’re ill?

     A) It flies away and leaves me alone.

     B) It tucks me in under the covers like a burrito.

     C) It reads me short stories.

     D) It takes care of everything, gives me a Fancy Sundae, and makes sure I have enough Techo Fanatic Throat Drops.

     Q: How often do you see your Weewoo?

     A) Twice a day, for breakfast and dinner.

     B) My Weewoo doesn’t leave home, but it doesn’t want to do much.

     C) I see my Weewoo whenever it’s not busy doing research for articles.

     D) My Weewoo doesn’t leave my side.

     Q: How would you describe your Weewoo?

     A) It’s highly individualist, it doesn’t feel like it needs anyone else. Very interested in adventure, and treasure hunting.

     B) It’s pretty gloomy, but it still prefers to be in my vicinity rather than being completely alone.

     C) It’s very interested in other people, spending a lot of time writing and reading anything it can get its claws on.

     D) It’s very affectionate, and likes to spend all its time doing things together with me.

     Now it’s time for the results!

     If you answered mostly A:

     Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem like your Weewoo enjoys your company all that much. Your Weewoo prioritises things outside of your relationship, and possibly only likes you because you give it a bunch of snacks every day. Perhaps it would be better if you adopted a petpet slorg, at least they don’t fly away. Or move very fast at all, really. As for your Weewoo, maybe it’d be a better fit somewhere it could fly free, like on a pirate ship?

     If you answered mostly B:

     Your Weewoo might be a bit gloomy, but with the right amount of support you could soar together to great new heights in your relationship. It probably likes you, but there’s room for improvement. Maybe it needs some fresh air, and something to do besides watching the Neopies. Have you tried getting it an internship at a newspaper? Having its own interests outside the home is important for a healthy relationship!

     If you answered mostly C:

     Did you just adopt the Neopian Times Weewoo? It seems like all your Weewoo wants to do is to be a Neopian Times writer. It’s possible your Weewoo still likes you, but I’d check the comics section just to make sure it’s not having fun at your expense. Maybe it’s gone undercover to get the real story on you. It could be best to give it back to the Neopian Times editors… just saying. Your choice, though.

     If you answered mostly D:

     Congratulations! Your Weewoo really does love you. You both enjoy spending quality time together, and take good care of each other not only in the day to day, but also when one of you isn’t feeling well. This is a sign of a good foundation for a long and healthy relationship. You’ve found the perfect match in your petpet, so here’s to many more happy years together!

     Hopefully you enjoyed this Weewoo themed quiz, but don’t take it too seriously. It might have been written by a feathery white bird that just wants more snacks from its owner.