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Eat like Royalty: 10 Fyora Themed Foods


by notooryous

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Have you ever dreamed of sitting at Queen Fyora’s Dinner table? Or perhaps, you're looking to add a little more ‘fancy’ to your typical dinner rotation? This list is here to help! Whether you’re the Queens #1 fan or you simply want to add a bit of magic to your daily routine, these Queen approved eats are sure to make you and your Pets feel like absolute royalty. Sit back and relax while I take you through ten of the most decadent Fyora themed foods in all of Neopia.

     1. Deluxe Fyora Day Cake

     Have you ever seen a cake so magical and decadent? I certainly haven’t and I bet your Pets haven’t either. I mean, how often do you stumble across a sparkling cake with wings? That’s what I thought. With three luxurious tiers of white cake generously decorated in whipped raspberry icing, this dessert is pure royalty. At such a reasonable price point, it’s perfect for your pet's birthday or as a gift to a close neofriend. Did I mention it’s also a gourmet food?

     2. Fyora Apple

     If you’re looking to feed your Pets a fancy breakfast, look no further than the Fyora Apple. This apple is crisp, it’s juicy, and it might fly away when you’re not looking… so be careful. Yes, I know it’s a bit pricey, but this special apple comes directly from Fyora’s garden, and it’s been rumored that eating one a day will keep Dr. Sloth away. Good for your health AND for avoiding the most evil villain in Neopia, what more could you ask for in a piece of fruit? Pairs nicely with a Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich.

     3. Fyora Spritzer

     Hailing from Faerieland is the fanciest refresher you’ll ever dare to find. It comes in a perfectly purple glass that screams ‘royal’ and is generously garnished with both a lime and wings. But the fun doesn’t stop there - this beverage also comes equipped with a mini staff so that you may point it at people and issue royal decrees while you sip your spritzer. If that doesn’t make you feel like Fyora, I'm not sure what will.

     4. Glorious Fyora Sundae

     Feast your eyes on the most decadent trio of pastel toned ice-cream scoops one could ever dream of eating. This silky smooth ice-cream is served in a beautifully designed bowl molded after the Queen’s own wings. A perfectly ripe banana adds texture and keeps those luscious scoops in place while a chocolate wafer tucked in between the aforementioned scoops makes for the perfect edible spoon. This sundae is so glorious, even Jhudora can’t turn it down.

     5. Chocolate Fyora Crown

     Look like the Faerie Queen and have a tasty treat, all in one! We all know that chocolate is the queen of desserts so it’s only fitting that this crown is made of the finest chocolate Faerieland has to offer. Large enough to share with friends but small enough to fit on your head, this is one piece of food no one will fault you for playing with. You can feel like royalty eating or wearing this crown. Just be careful if you purchase it in the summertime, you wouldn’t want the chocolate to melt all over your head!

     6. Raspberry Fyora Pop

     While we’re on the topic of candy, why not tickle your tastebuds with a Raspberry Fyora Pop? This is no ordinary hard candy mounted on a stick. No, THIS lollipop is made with organic, sustainably sourced raspberries that are picked fresh from the royal garden. Each berry undergoes a rigorous quality control check to ensure maximum freshness. Only the best for the Queen, after all. Wrapped in a lovely lavender ribbon and topped with little bits of raspberry flavoured faerie dust, it’s perfect for dubbing one of your Pets a royal Knight. Just be sure to help them brush the faerie dust off of their shoulders when you’re done.

     7. Fyora Gum

     This glittering gum is Fyora’s favourite, and for good reason! Magically made to never lose its flavour or texture, this gum is guaranteed to make even the most ill-mannered chewers appear regal. Bring the Queen’s favourite flavours wherever you go with hints of raspberry and blueberry that are sure to leave your taste buds wanting more. Free from artificial colours, flavours, or sweeteners, this is a gum you can feel good about chewing. Just don’t bring it to class or you’ll end up passing out a piece to everyone in sight.

     8. Fyora Spring Soup

     Legend has it that this is Queen Fyora’s favourite soup, made from some of the finest faerie elements. This nice light soup features edible flowers picked directly from Fyora’s own gardens, as well as notes of pepper, ginger, and thyme. As a surprise to no one, this soup is fit for every season as it tastes delicious when served both hot or cold. It is rumored to cure a Bloaty Belly better than Flat-u-less Tablets can!

     9. Vegetarian Fyora Day Taco

     For those in search of a healthier option, allow me to humbly introduce the Vegetarian Fyora Day Taco. This taco is stuffed to the brim with a variety of succulent vegetables such as lettuce, organic baby carrots, Geopeppers, and beany burpers (yes, I know the beans are technically a legume, just go with it). These veggies are topped with a generous dollop of Fyora’s special sauce. The recipe for which is top secret and only known to the Queen herself.

     10. Faerie Queen Smoothie Bowl

     Last but certainly not least is a fan favourite, the Faerie Queen Smoothie Bowl. In a recent interview, Queen Fyora credited her youthful radiance to the antioxidants in this bowl, which she eats every morning before her daily promenade around Faerieland. Made with a balanced ingredient base that includes acai, blueberries, and coconut cream, this bowl will give you lasting energy and a Queen-like glow. Though this item is on the pricier side, rest assured the royal anti-aging properties are well worth it.

     

 
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