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Issue: 281 | 2nd day of Running, Y9

Comics

	New Life sigh by ssjelitegirl
	Poof! Want to go to -Blocked-? Also by mcquackers2 by mcquackers
	Spooky Spooks in Space #2 by ghostkomorichu
	Say What? So that's why... by entitled
	BRRK! #1 : This is why you dont trust Keegan... by homage2fromage
	Cookie Bites It's not so easy to be Maraquan. by pernillepapillon
	Baby Brother Bait Not your conventional fishing trip! by xandurh
	Speck the Speckled Hey, poor, lost traveler. by cheetah_kougra
	Two's A Company What did YOU wish for? by starsparkler
	NeoNurse An Elephante never forgets! by gryffinrose
	Curse You Ebil Cabbage! - Being a Skunk Pet For Ash, my first ever friend, my friend forever. -luff- by paper
	Un-Animated Cookie Shorts Would YOU take it? by white_lightning100
	Bashfully Bizarre No one in our family can sew... by flcl_
	The Sad, Sad Truth Oh, Pea's just a royal wannabe... by potatoes_on_toast
	Grumpy Old King #2 King Skarl has a bit of a jealousy issue. Just a bit. Also by zyalea by xappz
	Made With Real Fruit Trouble Brewing... by starry_shine13
	INSANE NEO #3 sniff by aishagirl1179
	Doodled Sorry, they're not out yet. by ursaring454
	Randomness Ahhhh, every Neohome owner's Nightmare... by anime_freak999
	The Neo Files Whatcha doing? by cubbiewa
	Helmet Curiosity Answer to an age old question... or at least a recent one... by raptorsama
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode IX Razzle DAEZZELLE by khestrel
	QT's Queasies For dessert? How about a nice Dirt Pie? Written by patjade by mindsend
	Just Another Comic Poof! by jamz76
	The Grey Faerie's Hope... Aw, you shouldn't have. by ooorianeoo
	The Petpetpets of Neopia Melvin? by starlet12
	Mutant Doughnut I hear business at the chocolate factory is really sweet. Also by frostychica_ by sockmonk
	Gelert Days Silly Sally... by xxx_tayler_rox_xxx
	Two Babies in a Cot At Autumn's house... by autumn_belll
	INCREASED - Flower Power Pixie needs spelling lessons. by saramissa
	Behind the Scenes: Petpet Lab Ray I'm finally here! Idea by coffeesage by lisaw1215
	Wug n' Nege Do you remember... by triangular
	Neopest Just goes to show that fishing is SNOT worth it! HAHAHA. Ha... eh. by bugeyedthing

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"First Day at the Swashbuckling Academy" by yoyote
They sailed into the harbour of Krawk Island. The land was cluttered with little dark roofed houses, and great black ships lined the shore. Cap'n Threelegs' Swashbuckling Academy was the largest of the houses, with smooth white walls and gleaming square windows. A salty expectation filled the air...

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The Shoyru from Outer Space
"Oh, this?" he said as if he hadn't noticed it until now. "It's my spaceship..."

by tashni

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Literary Tales from the Mind of a Bird
Then, in an unexpected twist, no unexpected twist occurred. Instead, anonymous001 went about his regular business...

by bird_brain312

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Dubloon Disaster: New vs. Old
Let's compare and contrast. The pros and the cons. What is better, worse, or different about the two versions of Dubloon Disaster?

by writer190

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Little Woolly Wonder
Have you heard the expression “the woolly wonders”? I am convinced you have. And you might have wondered what it was referring to. The answer is simple – the babaa.

by whistleofwhispers

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One Big Happy Family: Part Three
She just wanted things to back to the way they were. Before all the fights. Before all the hurt feelings. Before all the nasty comebacks and Kayla's tired look. She just wanted that dumb Eyrie to leave...

by harry135535

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Legend Seekers: Mysterious Magic - Part Seven
"Don't be too confident," Seth warned darkly. "This place has a mind and a soul. It lives as surely as any of the pets standing here..."

by yatomiyuka

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