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Issue: 281 | 2nd day of Running, Y9

Comics

	New Life sigh by ssjelitegirl
	Poof! Want to go to -Blocked-? Also by mcquackers2 by mcquackers
	Spooky Spooks in Space #2 by ghostkomorichu
	Say What? So that's why... by entitled
	BRRK! #1 : This is why you dont trust Keegan... by homage2fromage
	Cookie Bites It's not so easy to be Maraquan. by pernillepapillon
	Baby Brother Bait Not your conventional fishing trip! by xandurh
	Speck the Speckled Hey, poor, lost traveler. by cheetah_kougra
	Two's A Company What did YOU wish for? by starsparkler
	NeoNurse An Elephante never forgets! by gryffinrose
	Curse You Ebil Cabbage! - Being a Skunk Pet For Ash, my first ever friend, my friend forever. -luff- by paper
	Un-Animated Cookie Shorts Would YOU take it? by white_lightning100
	Bashfully Bizarre No one in our family can sew... by flcl_
	The Sad, Sad Truth Oh, Pea's just a royal wannabe... by potatoes_on_toast
	Grumpy Old King #2 King Skarl has a bit of a jealousy issue. Just a bit. Also by zyalea by xappz
	Made With Real Fruit Trouble Brewing... by starry_shine13
	INSANE NEO #3 sniff by aishagirl1179
	Doodled Sorry, they're not out yet. by ursaring454
	Randomness Ahhhh, every Neohome owner's Nightmare... by anime_freak999
	The Neo Files Whatcha doing? by cubbiewa
	Helmet Curiosity Answer to an age old question... or at least a recent one... by raptorsama
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode IX Razzle DAEZZELLE by khestrel
	QT's Queasies For dessert? How about a nice Dirt Pie? Written by patjade by mindsend
	Just Another Comic Poof! by jamz76
	The Grey Faerie's Hope... Aw, you shouldn't have. by ooorianeoo
	The Petpetpets of Neopia Melvin? by starlet12
	Mutant Doughnut I hear business at the chocolate factory is really sweet. Also by frostychica_ by sockmonk
	Gelert Days Silly Sally... by xxx_tayler_rox_xxx
	Two Babies in a Cot At Autumn's house... by autumn_belll
	INCREASED - Flower Power Pixie needs spelling lessons. by saramissa
	Behind the Scenes: Petpet Lab Ray I'm finally here! Idea by coffeesage by lisaw1215
	Wug n' Nege Do you remember... by triangular
	Neopest Just goes to show that fishing is SNOT worth it! HAHAHA. Ha... eh. by bugeyedthing

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Gadgadstastic!

"What does Gadgadsbogen have to do with Gadgadsgame?" I hear you ask. Well, Gadgadsbogen celebrates the strange happenings of Mystery Island, when every year a number of new fruits mysteriously emerge from the soil on the Island to replace the Island's older fruits. Gadgadsgame is in fact a tribute to this festival...

Other Stories

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White Sand and Shattered Glass
"I come with sands from my homeland," she continued, as if reading into all of his hopes. "However, before selling them to you, I have one request. I would like a custom-made window..."

by laurelinden

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Literary Tales from the Mind of a Bird
Then, in an unexpected twist, no unexpected twist occurred. Instead, anonymous001 went about his regular business...

by bird_brain312

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Painting Your Pets: The Practical Benefits!
So I hear you saying that you like your red Xweetok and blue Aisha just the way they are, but painting your could help you in all situations, from around the house to when you're exploring Neopia!

by qwerty_quirky

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Neopets Career Day - Top 12 Jobs Your Pets Can Do
Your pet wants a job. So how do you, as a loving caring owner find the perfect job that your pet will adore, but that won't leave them too tired to play with you?

by elania123

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The Adventures of Trina: The Return of the Staff - Part Five
Ignoring his henchmen's quarrel for the ninth time in the same night, Malkus poured slime on the broken part of the staff. Then he attached the other half...

by ummagine3284

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The Royal Meridell Garden Party: Part One
At that moment, a thick fog closed around us. Geena gasped and grabbed my paw, I shivered, Mel screamed, and the Eyrie calmly announced, "Heading through the mists of time right now; we'll be in Meridell soon!"

by freefalldreams

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