There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots

Circulation: 177,384,889

Issue: 314 | 19th day of Collecting, Y9

Comics

	Wafflecone Comics Not helping. by nickulla
	Fandom! Sometimes being evil makes you more popular... by x_seabee_x
	A Spooky Halloween, part 3 Esophagor's Quest by ghostkomorichu
	The Plight of Bonju cackle by zelda2222
	Wisdumb from the General Speaker Well... erm... yes... by mysticmannie
	Freak-out - The Poker Table I'll raise you two cookies. by ichigostars
	Mugbe's Mugbe It does look like a bowling ball pin- honestly. Also by dogensword by busillis
	Kadma(i)nia - The Series (Part #2) Food! Food! Food! Food! Also by tinkx by kazukazue
	The Anvil Versus the Bubble Dr. Sloth discoveres how well an anvil can sink. Inspired by the Jubble bubble game (: by robin_goodfellow
	Never Ever Trust a Carpeting Guy "Wall to wall carpeting?" Story by patjade by fshonbee
	Meepit vs. Gathow Staring... staring.... by mcelrath5
	Labray Diaries The sad realities of the labray. by pink_kitty16
	A Pea's Petpet Are you sure that'a a petpet...? by berrygirl16
	The Not-so-wise Skeith (#2) Haven't you read the warning sign? by skeithey
	The Life of a Maraquan Buzz A little customization trouble by lil_neo_freak242
	True Happiness Somehow, I'm not sure that's what he meant... by edwardgrape
	Fashion Fiasco The Joys of Customization by marmugsy
	Fashionable Crisis Courier gives a GREAT advantage to Yooyus. by ringb
	Lenny Conundrum Conundrum So what is the answer? by sarika_ambrielle
	Blatant Ridiculousness ...It could be worse. by highlordofpenguins
	Tiny But Tough -- Impossible Weather A cloudless day, how is that possible? Idea by starry_pets_2005 by crazy_kathy
	...Shift1 Ever had that feeling that you're being followed? by brag
	The Origin of Meepit vs. Feepit ILU! by kool318
	Ready, Set, TREND! Being trendy means making sacrifices sometimes. Story by bronze_kneecap by xoxo_card
	One "Sappy" NeoFamily!~ Don't get too attached to your pet's new look too soon... by ya_ya_spyro_3000
	The Flip Side : A Complete Breakfast Unless you have problems with certain details... by __shichan__
	Oddities of the Weird So incredible, so impossible... by ijallred95
	Now You Know... Something has happened! by blinkin_sprog
	Just Filler I like him crazy. :P by katopia12
	The Soup Faerie's Wrath Witches aren't the only ones who can turn you into a mortog... by music_dreamer
	A Sponge Pet is Useful When... Never ever use a Sponge pet to... by eternalxdestruction

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Advertisements Attack

Sloth's amazed; never before has clicking randomly been fun as this! Millions of people are going to play this game; and he wants to cash in. Welcome to Advert Attack; the game where you guide Ace Zafara to the finish line before time runs out; and simultaneously, you'll be slogged with hundreds of ads to block your progress. It's going to be a bumpy ride...

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What Am I?: Part Five
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The Fine Art of Battle: Part Two
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