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	More Hardships of... Habitarium P3s Part 4 Seriously, it's not easy being a P3. by alagfalaswen
	Neo Life Lessons : Part 3 The real life lessons our site teaches us. Art by vampirebunny18 by sarcasticdeath
	Techopalooza: Rumors I'm not dense, youngin'! I already knew that! by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	I'll Take My Chances What do you do when the odds are against you? by umbreon133
	Chombies and JubJubs are Nuts!! Chombies and JubJubs thinking up wacky ideas. by knimble
	Blechy Paving Stones And that's... how they're made. =)) by mooglerz
	The Kadoatery is Not Enough - Part 2 The Meepits may have won our last battle... by burning_shadows_79
	Misty- Stuff Watch my stuff. by mist222
	Poogle Chronicles: Meepits glare by 2junebugs
	New Year on Shenkuu... Next time, we're gonna leave them somewhere else... by yumerumenifelheim
	Chef Snot The troubles of being snot colored... by louise_the_zero
	Adolescents - Unexpected Newcomer How much is forever? by kineclap
	Shades and Hues 08 Shattered Purity Arc; Part 4/15 by mstr_dark
	Rebuilding Faerieland The healing faerie decided to get a substitute. Idea by paint_my_sky_blue by buzzish
	Common Enemy The Snowager is no joke. by ssjelitegirl
	Shoyru Detective Chronicles A cheesey pun, Neopets style. I hope it peases you. by vampire_princess_666
	Cooler ...Cooler than YOU. by _pokemon12_63
	How to Be Awesome at: Feed Florg Those petpets never stood a chance. by gurl_of_revenge
	Boulder Box Faerie Paint Brush problems by snackbox
	The Wacky World of Ezel68 Hey... by ezel68
	Sweet Dreams (Are Made of P3s— No, They're Not) A diamond? by teleplay
	Wishing Well Some people are desperate to find out how to get the wishing well avatar... by evaniab
	Call Me Intellectual Ishmael! BOR-ING! by melonswift
	Dailies Like anybody uses math in astronomy. by little_kid_kristine
	Poor TDMBGPOP sigh by komo95
	Vaesrin Goes Exploring! Some cultures take getting used to. Idea by dark_slammer by repulsives
	That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Jhudora's Day Happy Jhudora Day! Or not... Written by deblob5521 by pikemaster1
	Just Crazy Neopia. Oh the Possibilities! by empoleon07
	Kanrik and Jazan I have more! by jamba_jukeba
	Spooky Faerieland gets used to its new neighbors... by ghostkomorichu
	Paraphrenalia THE GRIPPING CONCLUSION. by hidden_sapphire
	Jhudora's Request I'm waiting... by ashley_golf_4ever
	I Fear Jhudora! Wait a minute... why is Illusen's hair looking like that? by djudju22_8
	Talk About a Random Valentine's, Part 2 What could go wrong? Well, there are a lot of options... by buizelmaniac
	Jhudora's Bluff You live in a Bluff? Also by emmy123327 by 1992jk1995
	Confetti: Faerieland Crater When did that happen!? by smlv4_smlv4_1_1_1
	(Un)common Sense - Jhudora Edition Can you water my plant? Art by soccergirl101397 by kuroge
	Neopian Anomaly, Part 2 Lost in the Haunted Woods: Check. Not acknowledging you're in trouble: Check. Talk about things you're afraid of: Check. by lizica166
	The Bunker - The Makeover (Part 10) "Buh" indeed. by hubadawaha

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Faerie's Ruin Prize Shop

What do you pick? What should you spend neopoints on instead of plot points? While I can't help you much when it comes to picking gallery items and wearables (those you have to pick on your own, I'm afraid), I can help you with one huge aspect of the plot point store: turning your plot points into neopoints. The most important piece of advice I can give you here is do not, and I mean absolutely DO NOT use the Trading Post solely as...

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Card Quest
"Sil! What are you doing?"

The cloud Shoyru looked up from the picnic table he sat at, Neodeck cards spread out in front of him.

by dragon10044

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Fated or Fabricated?
Was he ready for this journey, for the discovery it would bring? He didn't know. He only knew that right there, right then, he was going to realize his dream. He was going to Kreludor.

by goo761_

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Why Jhudora is the Best Faerie Ever
First of all, Jhudora actually LIVES in Faerieland, unlike those deserters, Illusen and Taelia.

by warrior_cats_freak10

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Zafara Day Gift Ideas
It may come as a surprise to some owners that Zafaras wouldn't enjoy just ANY item. Yep, can you believe it?

Also by xbebedawlx

by retrean

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Six Names, Six Lives, Six Owners, One Terrible Tale: Part One
I learned a lot of things, my first few days in the world. I learned about glue, and burritos, and apples, and socks, and Dr. Sloth, and white weewoos, and I learned that the neighbor's spyder is not for eating...

by ilovcanis

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Before the Tale: Part Two
"Do you even know where Sophie lives?" Jaycee hissed at Sebastian as she glared darkly at their surroundings.

by tanikagillam

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