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	Eclectic Antics: Save the Chocolates, Finale Biscuit shows how to love your family. Kind of. by amarettoball
	Tea Time: Wishing for a Prince! Will she kiss him? by actinia
	The Onion Chia I'm not crying... Also by tedypicker by cherokee165
	A Gift For My Valentine This is what I call being lucky. by saudadesdagripe
	A Slimey Valentine They shouldn't make those games so realistic. by queen_potema
	Be My Valentine? Its the thought that counts Also by bha288 by mandypandy667
	What Will You Do On Valentines Day? I vote for the last option. by mustikeuh121
	Unhappy Chia Day You're supposed to eat the apple. Also by bha288 by joslucca3000
	All About Tandrak Shaye Oh you silly fans... by roxanna203
	Valentine's Day Goes Wrong Having a date on Valentine's can be dangerous too by sara1elo
	The Woes of Being a Rock ... Ow. Also by sanamm by admonisher
	Royal Pain: Valentine's Day hugs by winner19955
	Happy UN-Valentine's Day For all you grumps out there! You know who you are! Also by parody_ham by chasing_stars44
	Random Oddness - Valentines Day Wait, but, oh no... by mistyqee
	Will You Be My Valentine? Valentine, your heart is as sweet as candy. Also by flyghing by certifiabletrash

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Valentine’s Day: A Guide to Survival

Oh Valentine’s Day. The day that so many of Neopians look forward to. Does the sight of all those hearts make you feel sadness? What about all of those people talking about love? Don’t you just adore all the hearts and romantic gestures of love? No? Then read on. It may seem like everyone but you is receiving flowers, cards and chocolates today. Who decided that’s what Valentine’s Day was all about anyway? What happens when you hate Valentine’s Day or feel nothing but apathy towards it? Well this is a guide for you! Here are some ways to spend your day and beat those Valentine’s Day Blues.

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With Roses in Her Eyes
The roses in the break room were dying again. Dying and drying, their petals furling back on themselves, and their buds puckered as they squeezed out the last drops of water. She always forgot to change the water of the flowers she bought in after the weekend. Roses, her namesake.

by phoenix_through_fire

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Valentine's: A Day of Companionship
A lone Aisha sighed as she rocked herself on the swing. Valentine’s Day… She thought morosely. Valentine’s Day was a day of companionship, but she had no one to spend it with.

by sha2196

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10 Life Applicable Attributes Gained from Neopets
I've been a Neopian for several years now. As I enter adulthood I can not help but take note of the many valuable lessons that I have learned over my years of playing. Some people often argue that video games are just a waste of time. I would invite them to take a deeper look into the Neopian society and discover the many things that you will be able to take away from "just playing a game".

by sgn

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Ash_Hope's Guide to Your Plushie Petpet
My mom told me that the Plushie Petpet Paint Brush is the cheapest paint brush out there, so it’s the easiest to get.

But a Plushie Petpet can be a lot of work, so I’m here, in our garden, to tell you all about how to take care of them!

by dunefurandlilypelt

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Never Again, Spiced Apple Pie: Part Three
A wriggling pink mass of Space Fungus splayed its tentacles into the control room, bowling over Hyren. He almost got sick right there, but he forced himself to keep his composure and complete the roll, springing back up to punch away a tentacle and wrestle several more.

by cosmicfire918

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Sir Tormund Ellis: A Documentary: Part Four
Disrespectful. That's what it is. Disrespectful! Not even those stupid, smelly Werelupes get up in my swamp like that, 'less I tell ol' kingy and his little servants to fetch me some ingredients. No, they stay away, because they know I don't deal with their nonsense, and the king has learned by now not to send anybody my way, 'less he wants more of his so-called "warriors" turned into Blechies.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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