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Issue: 1031 | 17th day of Eating, Y27 |
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 | I'm Still KingRamtor chanced a quick glance over his shoulder at Meridell Castle. Already, there was a ripple of activity at its entrance, a clamour interspersed with the sounds of steel.
by precious_katuch14 |  | Grundo Jokes"Dr. Sloth has returned!! He’s coming to get you!!" A group of young Grundos ran through the Recreation Deck of Virtupets Station, screaming and laughing as they continued to shout nonsense.
by ningkov1 |  | Life and TaxesBob sighed and tapped his pen on his desk repeatedly, staring absentmindedly down at the stack of papers. He looked up at the clock and pushed the bridge of his glasses up his nose.
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by surging |  | Like Two Drops Of WaterA young Red Kyrii princess drank coffee quietly at her study. "Milady?" Her ears perked up at the call. She saw a Desert Kacheek servant. "Yes?", she replied. "You have mail from your cousin, the King of Qasala."
by nick_and_nickette |  | The Tale of a Trash Can Dinner: A Varwolf ConspiracyIt hadn't even been a month since the discovery of the Varwolf before the news of this new species hit the depths of the Altador Forest.
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Headlines "Grundo Jokes" by ningkov1 "Dr. Sloth has returned!! He’s coming to get you!!" A group of young Grundos ran through the Recreation Deck of Virtupets Station, screaming and laughing as they continued to shout nonsense.
Gargarox Isafuhlarg sighed and got back to cooking. Every year near April Fool's Day, the young ones constantly joked about Dr. Sloth. There was always someone dressed as the villain, though usually with a gigantic nose, or extra eyes, or even once in a dress. Sure, the sight was funny, but something about these April Fool's jokes left Gargarox feeling uneasy.
These young Grundos knew nothing of the horrors Dr. Sloth inflicted on them long ago, he thought sadly. He was thankful for the peace and prosperity on the station, yet he worried about the future of his species. The lessons from history needed to be passed down, or else the same mistakes and troubles would happen again. Despite the jokes of Grundos being dim-witted, he believed in his species and knew they were capable of so much.
As he crafted a set of his...
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Building a Better Backyard for your Petpet Congratulations on bringing home your brand-new Petpet from the Petpet Puddle! You’ve spent all that time with your Neopet, updating your Neohome with a nursery and adding fun, Petpet-proofed toys and gadgets in each room.
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by dancerchickemily |
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Varwolf Care 101 So you’re the owner of a brand new Varwolf, congratulations! The Varwolf is the 56th species of Neopet, newly discovered in Year 27. These fierce-looking pets come from the Haunted Woods, but they’re not scary at all!
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Thieves Alike Nathan could see the distress in Zena by the way she limped along. To his knowledge, she didn't injure her leg like she did her hand.
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