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Issue: 405 | 14th day of Hiding, Y11 |
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 | Your questions answered!
Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.
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Quote of the Week
It wasn't just sweet; it tasted like somebody had scraped the residue off the machines used to make the Chocolate Factory's wares and then dipped it in honey and sprinkled icing sugar on it for good measure.
It's Raining Mootix!
While our neopets are out playing games like Meerca Chase II, Snowmuncher and Kass Basher, there is a mini battle going on between the Cooties and Mootix of Neopia. For a long time now, the Cooties have suffered under the oppression of their Mootix overlords and it is your job to put a stop to it! You play a commando Cooty and must shoot down as many Mootix paratroopers out of the sky to stop their invasion when they reach the... |
Basic Guide To Capsules
You may be wondering exactly: why do people love capsules so much? Of course, there are many possible reasons why, but for the purposes of time I won't go into the outlandish and fanatical reasons involving meepits and their plans for world domination. Capsules are a deal- if you don't have a particular favorite item in the mall, and wish to get the most bang for your buck, capsules can provide you with a rather nice discount... |
 | How to Solve Anagrams
Not only is The Castle of Eliv Thade a fun and enjoyable (if creepy) game, it also improves your vocabulary and sharpness of mind! With the help of the following pointers you greatly improve your ability to solve even the most difficult of anagrams yourself. :) So now, let's begin. Many of the anagrams in the game are simply scrambled words with common prefixes and suffixes. If you remove these from the anagram, the remaining letters become much easier to solve... |
| Other Stories |
"The Adventures of Daine - Telescreens and Skating" by taipeiss
Taipei came down about an hour later to check on her Pets. Thayet was stretched out on the couch with a glazed expression. Daine lay across the Kauvara table, her head dangling upside down off of the edge. A lengthy ad for the Grackle Fryer 3000 played, declaring that you could simply "START IT AND LOSE MEMORY OF IT!!!" |
"The Knight from Brightvale" by dragonstorm_75
Now that Brightvale was calling to arms, he felt as if his wish had come true with flying colors, but when he started his training, he was thoroughly disappointed. Mainly because the Overseer was as capable with a mace as a turdle, but also because he was so inexperienced that he once cut a braid of hair from his training partner during an exercise... |
"Chronicles of the Court Rogue: The Underdark" by nimras23
When the young camouflage Zafara first learned that he was going to visit Meridell Castle, he had hoped that Uncle Mourvan would work out a way to get him admitted into the school early. He could have been the youngest knight ever! With that kind of head start, there was every chance in the world that Prince Jeran would choose him... |
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 | Spiking The Ball Is Frowned On
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 Korbats Lab - Smashing Sloth's Storage
With the recent reintroduction of the Korbats Lab avatar, it seems fitting that a new guide should be created to help the avatar collectors and gamers of Neopia to improve their scores!
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