Pile of Sludge By Ootachi17

Oh, Pile of Sludge, how I love thee.
Let me count the ways.
I love that drab color that adorns you
I love the way you always feel like goo
I love that slimy texture between my toes,
I love that wonderful smell that fills my nose.
Your style and attitude is so cutting-edge,
yet people hate you, and always pledge
that you are useless and ugly too...
they even say you resemble...
ummm, anyways...
I think you are great, Sludge
and I will give you a home,
just flock to me,
and you will once again be owned.
No more discarding
that poor little helpless Sludge,
just send them to me,
and I will groom them
and feed them fudge.
Ootachi17 is the person
that will hold on to them,
at the moment I have a total of 237!
If this poem gets published
that number is sure to rise,
and I will have more of these beauties
that, for some reason, you all despise.

Haikus on The Petpet Puddle
By Luminouspath

Warf splashes in there,
Making himself green, therein,
A great new look, yes.

Miamouse is jealous,
Dives deep down to the bottom,
Now she's bright yellow.

Wadjet hisses now,
He bites Miamouse out of spite,
He can't be coloured.

Puppyblew dives in,
Hoping to be bright and cool,
But comes out brownish.

"Waaaaa!" he cries, "Boo hoo!"
Warf pushes him in, kindly?
Puppyblew is green!

Is green out or not?
Puppyblew doesn't care, no,
He's celebrating.

Petpet Puddle is
Where this happened, so go there,
And colour Angelpuss now!

The Neopian Battledome By Crimsonness

I step into the Battledome
My heart not skipping a beat
I'm ready for a fight
I hope I can take the heat

My Sword of Domar ready
My Metal Shield raised
I have many abilities
From Faeries I have been praised

I see my opponent
With armour galore
With Motes and Potions
And much much more

I slash and defend
With all my might
My strength is high
This is a good fight

I'm tiring out
My heart, pounding so hard
Ahh ha! My opponent is beat!!!
I caught him off guard

So I have won
I am victorious
I deserve a treat
Battling is so glorious

Ode to Chewing Dung By Mrpotatohed

Chewing Dung, O Chewing Dung
I love you sour smell
Your squishy chewy goodness
Your "chocolate" coated shell

Chewing Dung, O Chewing Dung
To me there's nothing better
I'd never trade you for anything
Not even a purple Flotsam Sweater

Chewing Dung, O Chewing Dung
I chew you all the night and day
I tell my friends, "It's not that bad"
I can't figure out why they never stay

Chewing Dung, O Chewing Dung
I hope our fun will never end
I hide away 100 pieces
So I don't have to share you with my friends

The Shop Wizard By Rainbowstone

We all know and love him
Though also loathe and hate
We admire when we get our item
But despise when we can�t
Find enough to fill our plate

He works hard all day long
And doesn�t rest at night
His prices are never wrong
Although not always just right

This Jubjub may not find you a Balthazar Claw
He may not find you an Ubikiberry Bag
But he will find your pet a Sketch Pad to draw
And enough food to make you gag

He is the Shop Wizard, you may know him well
He works hard for you, finding you what you need
Whether its an Earth Faerie or a Jingly Bell
Give back some of what you�ve taken,
do him a good deed!