The Lonely Day
by she_chose_love

Today is a sad, sad day,
it is a very lonely day.
Today is a day that nobody cares about,
Today is very grey.

It is march the third once again,
a blank day in Neopia's history.
Why no one likes today,
is very much a mystery.

Today is cancelled,
just like it is each year.
It is cancelled due to lack of interest,
things are more grey than they appear.

So cross today off your calendar,
and pretend it doesn't exist.
Today is that cancelled day,
the day that nobody missed.

Cancelled Due To Lack Of Interest
by fullonparanoid

March 3rd?
Don't ask here.
That day has been cancelled.
As it is every year.

You'll find no one will miss it.
It surely was a bore.
When it still existed,
it caused everyone to snore.

Cancelled due to lack of interest.
March has better days, you see.
The 6th is for the brave Gelerts,
the 2nd for our fave Uni.

You'll never notice its absence.
Its presence will not be missed.
Neopia has no March 3rd.
The day just doesn't exist.

March 3rd is Cancelled
by stargirl346

Today is nothing special. Just another day.
Literally nothing happens, it’s rather grey.
Let’s cancel today for lack of interest,
I’m sure not a single Neopian will miss it.

March 3rd is cancelled, theres nothing here.
Even all the poems today are rather drear.
You’d be better off doing anything else,
play with your pets doing something heartfelt.

Today doesn’t exist. It’s gone and done.
If you look on the calendar there is none.
No March 3rd, it’s cancelled again
and in Neopia it always has been.

Why are you still reading this poem?
It’s just words and all rather ho hum.
Really, today is cancelled, take the cue!
In fact, lets cancel this poem too.