Meerca Day Special

M-E-E-R-C-A
by she_chose_love

H ooray it is Meerca Day today!
A ll kinds of fun things will happen-yay!
P aint brush colors will be brand new.
P robably colors like marble blue.
Y ay for Meerca Day!

M eerca's like to play tricks.
E njoying their pranks just for kicks.
E ach Meerca has a favorite treat. 
R eally nice neggs just cant be beat.
C hasing neggs is a fun game too.
A nd that is how meerca chase was created woohoo!

D on't forget to show Meerca's love today.
A nd enjoy anything that happens hooray.
Y ay for Meerca day!

Fanetti Fan
by puddydog

Who blocks the goals and caught my heart?
That Hallo' Meerca's top of my chart.
I'm proud to say indeed I am
The number one Fanetti fan!
Each match he proves his worth and skill
Just spectating gives such a thrill.
I scoff at those who may reject
and say he's too small to deflect
Those yooyuballs that come his way,
for his tailwork is its own ballet.
You'd be a fool to fail to see
His Fanetti artistry
I cannot wait until next year
I'll be there, ready to cheer!

How We Love Meerca Plushies
by butterflybandage

Celebrate Meerca Day
With something soft and cushy
Why not cuddle up with
An adorable Meerca plushie?

There's a handful you can choose from
Between inexpensive Desert and exclusive White
There's even some that're magical
You'll want to play with every night!

If you're looking for something creepy
There are two options nice for you
Pick up a Halloween or Mutant one
I can't promise they won't scream "BOO!"

Maybe you want something cuter
With a pretty color scheme
There's Faerie, Gold, and Split
Owning these plushies are a dream!

Do you enjoy Meerca Chase?
Here are a few plushies just for you!
There's red, green, blue, and yellow
And even one from Meerca Chase II!

The Maraquan plushie is impressive
Have you ever seen the Striped?
Buy all your favorite Meerca toys
Get them before they're sniped!

Let's not forget the Valentine Meerca
Or the limited Birthday one and Gnome
There's so many you can choose from
You'll want to take every plushie home!

The Meerca Chase Lament
by fleurdust

Round and round and round again,
For years and years I've made my chains,
Of shiny Neggs, but now I'm drained!
No more will I run this dratted maze.

I'm done! I'm through! I'll run no more,
Across any slippery, slidey floor!
It really is an awful bore,
Especially when just for an avatar score.

I'm finished running day after day,
In rain or shine, come what may,
I'm sure it's just a game they play.
But I'll find a way to make them pay!

Like Fish Neggs? Have them! Neggs galore!
I'll feed you more and more and more,
See how you feel after forty four!
I am Meerca! Hear me roar!

...And yet, I know, I'll carry on.
Because really, that's how I was drawn.
Though I know I'm nothing but a pawn,
For those in the upper echelons. 

My life's a game, I know it's true.
Fetching endless Neggs for you.
My task's not over, I'm not through;
There's always a little more to do.

Chuffer Bob: The Food and Cheat! Extraordinaire!
by xvermillion_justicex

There is something to be said 
About a chunky Meerca that is almost red.
Who loves to play with decks of cards
And knows how to make a cheesy rainbow chard.

He's actually a charming fellow,
And his favorite food is the marshmallow.
He might not be the best at Cheat!
But who cares, he knows how to eat!

You will find him in the third round
And there may be only one sound
Among the concentrated stares 
Chuffer Bob's stomach sounds like a snare!

Now it may come as a surprise,
But Chuffer Bob sure loves meat pies.
That may explain why he needs a belt.
"I was never always this size" is how he felt.

He might not be good at Meerca Chase,
And cannot keep up much of a pace.
However, he is a great fellow Neopet.
Being his friend would bring no regret.

The Meerca Responsible for My Sugar Rush
by _brainchild_

If you're looking for a pie,
A cream puff, or a cake,
Then, my friend, you MUST stop by
This shop. No one can make
Desserts so grand except for one
Amazing, friendly chef.
This Meerca bakes treats full of fun,
Her talent past adept!

An Apple Tart is awesome, or
A Lemon Scone shall please.
These treats will leave you wanting more—
Your happiness won't cease. 
Or, how about a sweet Kaussant?
If not, a Chocolate Tart?
Although these foods are all I want,
This lifestyle isn't smart!

I thank the Meerca for the treats
She bakes from day to night.
When tabletops are filled with sweets,
I often face a plight.
I squander cash on stuffer food,
Yet sugar brings me joy.
It puts me in a frenzied mood,
While others are annoyed.

Morrie, tha thievin' Meerca
by flufflepuff

Between the thin Krawk Island cusp
Of auster and sunrise,
Where tiny gems of salt do stick
to any fur or hide,

A grand oasis, thar be one,
‘Tis the Golden Dubloon,
Where grog and lots of food are served,
And even before noon!

The cooks are picked careful as crews.
I heard, meself, one time,
A cook with dreams, Morrie, methinks,
was tossed out on a dime!

Don’t ask me how, ‘tis rags I heard.
But rumors tell some more:
that wi’ a wannion did he leave,
and he’d returned for war.

Not quite the war we know, my lads,
No ships or dancing swords,
But that of lily-livered men,
the ones who sneak and hoard.

So Morrie ate and drank his fill,
And scurried deep inside
Where pirates and landlubbers feast,
He’d waddle and he’d glide,

All to nick the recipes
Which he was once denied.
Alas, the grub did bloat his waist--
that Meerca proved too wide.

What happened next, arr, who can say?
Was he banished? Keelhauled?
Eh, pirating the pirates, that
be [i]the[/i] worst crime of all.

To the Meerca
by dr_tomoe

Today is Meerca day
it came with great haste
so to celebrate Meerca's
let's cut to the chase.

While they might seem short
don't trust that tale
as Meerca's can increase their size
by balancing on their tail

They enjoy playing pranks
and live across all lands
from the chills of Terror Mountain
to the Lost Desert sands

Their diet is easy
that can be said
as a Meerca's favorite food
would have to be Neggs.

And being small and quick
means they can't easily be seen
like the famous Meerca thieves
Hermeedjet and Meerouladen.

But most Meerca's are sweet
and wonderful pets around
so here's to the Meerca
Get one from the Pound.

Choose your Meerca!
by dinha_reeves

Don't you have a Meerca yet?
Then come on here
I'll tell all about its colors
So you can choose one without fear!

The Halloween Meerca
It's so scary
He looks like a vampire
This costume is extraordinary

The Desert Meerca
Looks like a Lost Desert King
Such a beautiful color
Even in the spring

The Mutant Meerca
He has only one eye
If he doesn't see you
Better don't ask him why

The Plushie Meerca
Is the prettiest plushie pet
Very colorful and cute
This one you'll definitely get

The Eventide Meerca
Looks like the sky
Maybe you'll need
To learn how to fly

The Tyrannian Meerca
He seems so prehistoric
If someday I get one
I'll be euphoric

The Faerie Meerca
It is a very beautiful pet
I just can't belive
You don'te have one yet

And there is the Gold
Pirate, Disco and Grey
And there is the Stealthy one
He can fight against the Sway!

Meerca Celebrations
by _interrupted_

On this special day, 
Each and every year. 
We like to wish the Meercas happy birthday, 
With excitement and cheer. 
 
With their round plump bodies, 
And their cute little ears. 
This pet is rather mischievous, 
And can bring you to tears.  
 
Because they are so small, 
And quick as can be. 
They can cause trouble, 
Then scurry and flee. 
 
It has been known for these creatures, 
To steal what is not theirs. 
And paying naughty pranks, 
Without any cares. 
 
Meercas make great friends, 
So, we can forgive. 
We will keep celebrating this day, 
For as long as we live!

Mischievous Meercas
by a_ramsell

Meercas are mischievous
Quirky and fun
Their spunky sense of humor
Is comparable to none.

They love playing pranks
They might hide your stuff
But when you think you've caught them
They will call your bluff.

Aside from the disarming
Charming personality
A Meerca's lovely tail
Is its crowning glory.

Meercas take great pride
In caring for their tails
They love having tails
Every other Neopet hails.

This lively bunch of Neopets
Deserves a nod today 
So let's all give a cheer
Hooray for Meerca Day!