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SilverEmerald the Shoyru sat in the corner combing the
warm fleece of Darth Babaa, her brother's red Babaa. The little guy, bedecked
in a black handkerchief tied around his face with little eye holes was making
purring sounds.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" roared Darth Babaa's owner,
GoldenRhino. The baby Tonu marched over and snatched the Babaa away from her.
He was wearing his own outfit as well. He had a navy blue handkerchief similar
to the Babaa's tied around his face along with a maroon towel as a cape.
"I'm grooming Cherrific for you! You haven't
washed him in weeks, his fleece was turning brown," replied SilverEmerald.
"I told you, his name isn't Cherrific anymore!
It's Darth Babaa! And he's dirty because we're evil stuper villains!" yelled
GoldenRhino angrily.
"Whatever," SilverEmerald replied casually as
she got up and walked away. That behavior really steamed GoldenRhino up. He
stormed into his room, set Darth Babaa down and looked under his bed. He pulled
out a box. Inside it were his most valuable weapons. He pulled out his trust
Baby Blaster (a laser similar to the one owned by Boochi) and stormed off to
find SilverEmerald. He eyed her in her room, reading a magazine. Without letting
her know of his presence, he aimed the ray at SilverEmerald, aimed, put his
finger on the trigger and...
"Hey GoldenRhino!" came the cheery voice of
EmeraldBlitz. GoldenRhino jumped, shot his ray at a mirror and it reflected
back at GoldenRhino. Being a baby, the ray had no affect on him. "Want to play
catch?"
"NO!" GoldenRhino yelled. He stormed off into
his room. He flopped down on his bed and sighed. I'll never be a stuper villain,
he thought. Suddenly he had an idea. The rest of his family would take him seriously
if he did something drastic. Something so evil he'd earn the title of Neopia's
best stuper villain. He pulled out piece of paper, got his trusty purple crayon
out and concentrated. "I need to take over Neopia somehow. Any ideas Darth Babaa?"
The Babaa was rolling over GoldenRhino's bed
sucking on the Tonu's pillow. Darth Babaa sucked so hard the pillow ripped in
half, spraying white feathers everywhere. The Babaa yelped and hid under the
bed. GoldenRhino's eyes lit up. This was perfect.
***
The next day GoldenRhino casually strolled down the street. He was headed
for the National Neopian Bank where he could start putting the first part of
his plan in action. Darth Babaa skipped down the street behind him. Pedestrians
walking by stared at the duo's costumes.
"Take a picture, it will last longer," hissed
GoldenRhino at a staring Ixi. He entered the National Neopian armed with his
Baby Blaster. He walked up to the Bank Manager and pointed the laser at him.
"GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR NEOPOINTS!" he roared.
The Skeith looked down at GoldenRhino and smiled kindly.
"Awwww, aren't you the most adorable widdle
Tonu around! That costume is so cute! Would you like a lollipop?" asked the
Skeith. GoldenRhino grimaced. He pulled the trigger of the blaster and fired
a ray at the Skeith. With a flash, the green Skeith disappeared behind the counter.
Then out crawled a baby Skeith, his crisp black suit had been replaced by a
pair of pajamas.
"I can spell my name," the Skeith said. GoldenRhino
laughed as he went into the vault followed by Darth Babaa. He picked up a big
sack filled to the brim with Neopoints and left the Bank Manager sucking his
thumb.
***
Not too long after, GoldenRhino and Darth Babaa stopped by the Neopian Furniture
store. They walked in to see the Eyrie shopkeeper setting an arrangement of
chairs up. The Eyrie saw GoldenRhino and walked up to the Tonu.
"What's the matter little guy? Are you lost?
Can you say your name? Don't worry, everything's going to be alright," said
the Eyrie. GoldenRhino didn't budge. He pulled out the bag full of Neopoints.
"Sweet mother of kelp cakes, where did you get those Neopoints?"
"Who cares? I have a custom order I want you
to make. Make it by tomorrow and these Neopoints are yours." The shopkeeper
nodded. GoldenRhino gave the order to the shopkeeper and then left.
***
The next day GoldenRhino returned to the store with Darth Babaa. The little
Babaa walked up to a dried bamboo chair. He sniffed it and took a large bite
out of it.
"Shopkeeper, are you done?" asked GoldenRhino
impatiently. The green Eyrie walked out from the storage room. He nodded and
invited GoldenRhino in. GoldenRhino entered the storage room and smiled evilly.
The custom order was finished. It was a pillow. Not an average pillow, of course.
This pillow was as big as a Meriball field, and then some!
"So, can I have my Neopoints now?" asked the
shopkeeper. GoldenRhino nodded and held out the bag. Wait, he thought. This
isn't the evil thing to do! GoldenRhino pulled back the bag and pulled out his
Baby Blaster. With a pull of the trigger, the shopkeeper was a babbling baby
Eyrie. Then, GoldenRhino pulled out a potion. He had taken it from his sister's
collection. He drank it down. Suddenly, he felt immensely powerful. But he knew
the potion had a limited time. He grabbed Darth Babaa in one hand and the gigantic
pillow in the other (thanks to the powers of the potion). He put on the jetpack
(also taken from his sister's lab) and flew out of the building and into the
air. But he could feel the affects of the potion wearing off already.
"Here it goes!" he cried. He punched a hole
in the pillow. It exploded, raining feathers down on Neopia. "3... 2... 1...
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The feathers will put Neopia in utter chaos, and I'll rise
through the chaos to RULE NEOPIA!" Suddenly, he saw three figures soaring through
the air. They were from Defenders of Neopia!
"Stop right there, evil doer!" yelled Judge
Hog, accompanied by Danger Buzz and Captain K the Kacheek. GoldenRhino smiled
knowing they wouldn't be able to take him down. He fired his Baby Blaster at
the trio. Danger Buzz became a helpless maggot, Captain K was a wailing baby
Kacheek and Judge Hog was drooling all over himself in his new baby body!
"MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed GoldenRhino. He was
going to do it! He was going to take over Neopia! But his happy little bubble
suddenly burst as he saw a space ship of some kind zooming towards him. Suddenly,
the loudspeaker sounded.
"It is I, Dr. Sloth! Your attempt to take over
Neopia was a good one, but it will fail. Neopia is mine for the dominating,
not yours! NYEHEHEHEHE! And THAT is how you laugh evilly!" Then, a giant vacuum
of some sort protruded from the metallic shell of the ship. It started sucking
up all of the feathers!
"NOOOOO!" GoldenRhino yelled furiously.
"What, you thought I was just going to sit back
while you took over Neopia?" Not likely," Dr. Sloth cried. The ship flew away
up into the skies, past the clouds to where it came from.
"This is a very humbling experience. But don't
worry Darth Babaa," GoldenRhino said to the sleeping Babaa in his arms. "We'll
take over Neopia someday, we're the strongest stuper villains around! Nobody
is more evil than us! Now let's go back home, it's nearly nap time."
The End
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