Branston squirmed around, and found his lighter in his sleeve. He turned on the flashlight, and looked around. There was slime, bones, and...

by darth_master

"How can this be?!" Zing-Lau shouted, gripping his head. "My plan is perfect! Arrgh!"

by yugo149

After a full half day of flying, the trio finally arrived at the Tyrannian Volcano.

by selphie_tilmitt

"What are you going to do to stop me?"

by jessl50

"Daddy, those two Lupes attacked me!" cried PyroThunder.

by ballistic_missile

"It's a good thing we did! How long did you plan on waiting before filling us in on the situation?"

by mewtant

"I'll be okay... I'm the only person here who actually can fight this thing... so I'll fight alongside the NeoPets." He drew his two daggers. "Even if it costs me my life."

by gundamblaze

"I'm not afraid," she said.

by leb388

"Wh-what are you!?" It cried. "You're not a cat!"

by catnip4

"Minions, grab them and shackle them to the wall!"

by deadly_dreamer

"So we meet again," the Dark Faerie sneered.

by fire_faerie_8080

"Oh, you a stupid beast... you is."

by stephy_stork

"Well," snorted Uglog. "I treat all Moehogs as equals, which is more than I can say for you Skeiths!"

by my_dog_is_named_sam

Codestones-R-Us - Mau, Tai-Kai, Lu, Vo, Eo, Main, Zei, Orn, Har, and Bri! Hahaha, did somebody say Dubloon? Training the Codestone way is only way to go, especially if you want a legit pet. Excuse me, but did you say Cap'n Threelegs? Don't let the Techo Master hear those kind of jokes.

The Armoured Neopians "I just can't wait to tell Mum how I got a super bonus in level!" shouted KnightKougra. by the_cloud_faerie

Of Evil Cousins and The Pant Devil "But I thought the Pant Devil just stole things. You know, like smoothies and PetPets and..." by ladyofsylla

It's All About Food! ...by encouraging Neopians to spend on exotic foods, we help clear the already saturated food market. by vlee11

Neopian Guide To Better Living: Introduction My roommate thought I was crazy. "Why would someone buy a broken toy?" he asked. by potebrigitte

Gelert Laughs Why Gelerts don't climb trees... by crystal_yoshi99

Kougras'n'Fuzzles Oh no! Chiazilla and Mechachiazilla have teamed up to destroy Neopia! by ghostly_kitty