Everyone has heard of Geoffrey the heroic Chia that
defended his neighborhood from eeeevil Chia
Bombers. But look at a Chia Bomber's point of view. How would
you feel if a little squirt came running at you chucking water balloons?
Chia Bombers are most likely discriminated against because
of their less-than-appealing appearance. Geoffrey the cute little hero
versus a big, ugly, (literally) mudslinging brute. Obviously everyone
sides with Geoffrey
Today in the studios of NTV, we have Ebbel the Chia reporting.
Ebbel?
EBBEL:Thank you, royal_t_123. I'd like our studio audience
to welcome... Grackle the Chia Bomber, leader of the Chia Bombers!
*scattered applause*
GRACKLE: Hi, Ebbel. Being a head Chia Bomber is a tough
job, believe it or not.
E: Oh really? How so?
G: Well, I have to plan strategic maneuvers and explain
them to the army. They're all not as smart as me, you know. And I have
to fight against *shudder* him.
E: You mean Geoffrey?
G: Ah, could you refrain from saying that name? It's
sort of a sensitive matter, you know, my army failing against him.
E: Of course. I understand. So Grackle, what do you do
besides raiding helpless Neopians' neighborhoods?
G: I prefer to call it "profit from slightly forceful
interactions within fellow residents' living areas." But besides profiting
from slightly forceful interactions within fellow residents' living areas,
I have a family back home. My wife Tibarga and I have seven children.
There's little Grackle Jr., an aspiring profiteer from slightly forceful
interactions within fellow residents' living areas. And Mooga, my sweet
little darling daughter. *waves to camera* Hi sweety! Look, daddy's on
television! Oh yeah, and there's Eemool (he likes playing Kiko Match),
and Doogdey (she is a very good flute player), and there's--
E: *interrupting* I'm sure they all love you very much,
and support you in your career of pillaging.
G: Uh, Ebbel, it's "profit from slightly forceful interactions
within fellow residents' living areas."
E: Yes, but "pillaging" or "raiding" is shorter.
G: You, sir, are politically offending me! Say it right
or don't say it at all!
E: Oh please.
G: Oh yeah? *whips out a mud-slinging bazooka*
E: YEAH! PILLAGER!!!!!!!! *whips out a Red Frost Cannon*
G: Worthless wimp! *fires a heaping helping of mud at
Ebbel*
E: Brainless brute! *ducks and slams Grackle with some
Red Frost*
G: *Oof!* Buttheaded bugger! *hits Ebbel hard with more
mud*
E: Egotistical eel! Oh, whoops, big word, could you understand
that one? *flings aside the Frost Cannon and hurls himself headlong at
Grackle....
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Uh, looks like we're, uh, out of time! Good-bye for now from.. Chia Time,
featuring Ebbel the Chia! Heh heh! Bye for now, folks!
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both Chias drop their weapons and attempt to wrestle each other to the
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Hosted by Ebbel the Chia With Grackle the Warrior Chia
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Stop reading this
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It's not like it's relevant
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Leave, already!
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There's no reason to keep reading
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Are you done yet?
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The TV show is over
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Good-bye
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Scroll back up
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Well, I'm tired of typing
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Okay, now I'm really leaving
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Really
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No, I mean it this time
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Bye.
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