Taking Care of Your Gelert, Koi, Grundo, Uni, or Pteri

by epk

Berserk! Zap! Wap! Zap! Now, believe it or not, that is not Grundoian. It's really a Grundo with his foot stuck in a electric socket. This here is Grundoian: Rd. thols denoisirpms su! (ROAD THO-US DEMO-ISE-RUMPS SEW) which is really Dr. Sloth imprisoned us. See, you can learn a new language now. If only my school had Grundoian Languages spoken, what a translator I would be...

Now, Grundos are like the Koi in many ways. First of all, not all Grundos are Neopets, and of course not all Neopets are Grundos, but why aren't all Grundos NeoPets? Is the Swamp Ghoul or the Monocerous a popular NeoPet? I thought not. Some Grundos are monsters! (People call them adult Grundos, however they should be called mutant Grundos Just wanted to clear that up.) Well, only 7% of these Grundos are evil...but there is a worse evil in them. Faerie Grundos who become this form of Mutant/Adult will not be one! They will be Grundo Leaders, and steal items for a living. They are better then the Pant Devil, however they aren't as good in the Battledome I believe.

Grundos love eating and gardening. They love plants that can fly, however, they are best known combining their favourite things by putting a Fire Bush and Perfume Mallows together and leaving out some Neggs next to those. After about 5 hours you have one delicious Negg. Even better with Blue Neggs.

Grundos hate flies. Remember, the item Swatter can help you get rid of all those flies. Buzzes don't make good companions with the Grundo then.

Grundos can eat almost anything except for one thing...NEOCOLA! They are allergic to Jupperituoly Kempicoula, the secret ingredient used in Neocola.

Grundos love poetry. That's all I can say. Grundos love poetry.

The Most Popular Grundoian Name is Frankie. However, the Least Popular is Slothie. Hmm...

Grundos can receive messages with their antennas from Kikos and Neoradio. However, they need a fresh cup of Borovan yearly in order to keep their energy. Grundos also can tell you when the shops restock next, if the Snowager is asleep, and much more with their antennas.

Grundos love flying. They make good Faerie Grundos and can be great friends with the Pteri, the Lenny, the Uni, and the Elephante.

People believe Grundos used to exist on Neopia before Dr. Sloth came according to a mysterious fossil found in Tyrannia. Another theory is that it is prehistoric burnt chicken. Makes ya wonder, what came first, the Grundo or the Chicken?

Grundos do not believe in fairness. They say it's okay if they are poor and Su_Per Rich the spoiled Moehog is living in a transparishield house in Faerieland. They do however, think fairness should be considered in the lottery...

Grundos are said to be more human then other pets. However, the Bruce and Kau ancestors were closely related to humans. Believe it or not, Myncis are different from Earth Monkeys and so they are actually the 17th most human pet!

Grundos are attracted to Zobamints. They'll follow the scent for up to 15 miles. Make sure you have some Zobamints in your garden if you own a garden.

Grundos are said to have a miniature garden in their throat. Every 1 out of 25,000 Olive Bushes (yes, you can eat them) will sprout and grow to...well you figure out what's going to happen! Look up Olive Bush yourself. When this was figured out Kauvara stared making morphing potions. Afterwards their was a increased demand for Grarrl and Skeith morphing potions amongst Grundos to digest the bush.

Make sure your Grundos never eat Mundos cause they get Ouchos and will need Doctoros to cure them from Ouchos and then they will need to sleep on Bedos until they can eat Medios and then they can go and eat a Mundo again.

Grundos love the pound due to they can learn jokes and see pets from all over the world. Well, I mean visiting not being there!

Grundos favourite season is Winter. They really love snow. Hey, you could visit Terror Mountain...

The favourite game of Grundos is treasure hunt. Their favourite map is the Space Map, however they do enjoy the others. Another favourite is Codebreakers and Alien Invasion.

Grundos really enjoy being zapped by the lab ray. You know, they are kinda *cough* ugly *cough* so they would want to be a different pet. However, they are really cute on how they press refresh looking for Lab Maps...

Grundos love making Furniture. They made the Glowing Furniture, and were a big help in making the Kauvara Furniture.