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"Unreality" by blizard131
James walked over very calmly. He never got excited or agitated, always as calm as could be. He didn't even attempt to help me up, just stood there, glancing down at me. As I struggled to get up, he looked me straight in the eyes, and asked, "What have you got to say for yourself." Simple. Calm. Just like that. It hardly seemed to be a question, more like a...

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I am sorry to say that the people of Knightfield felt a great deal more allegiance to Mr. Harlan Lockwood than they ever did to the Earl.

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Where was the light? Would she have time to figure out the last task? Was she even on the right trail?

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