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A Guide to Guild-Leading

Just follow these fifteen simple tips, and you'll be on your way to guild-leading success in no time.

by _beastmaster728_
Stepdown: The Case for a New Ruler

Fyora, unfortunately, is getting too old for this.

by madjrium
Ruler of the Bilge

You have three opponents – Monty, Grimtooth and Deadeye. Your job is to get a higher score than any of them.

by 9shorerd
The Myths of the Kadoatery

Feeding Kads isn't that difficult at all. It all boils down to patience and practice.

by allielle
The Issue #336 Mystery

He never points to the left... Or does he?

by ellbot1998
Paint Brushes for Villains

Haven't we all thought about conquering the world?

by whatever66
Random Random Events

Just yesterday a "Dashing Chia" gave me a "Pumpkin Lid Hat"...

by kuteepuhtutee
Bowls Like Royalty

You (the cute Blue Cybunny) have to throw your bowls (red balls) close to the jack, which is the white ball.

by hwijaya
 
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"Tripwire" by lupe_hunter_7
I turned around and saw a thief, a Camouflage Blumaroo, running away from the scene of the crime with a Bronze Scorchstone in his hands. There was no way that I could catch up with the thief because he had an insurmountable lead over me. Seeing that there was no other option for me to catch the thief, I threw the only thing that was in my hand: the Jade Staff...




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Gadgadsbogen
"I have never been to a Gadgadsbogen Festival, ever. Everyone says that it's the one thing you need to see at least once in your lifetime."

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Tripwire
Seeing that there was no other option for me to catch the thief, I threw the only thing that was in my hand: the Jade Staff.

by lupe_hunter_7

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The Unlucky One: Part Three
"It says that you actually do have a curse, but does it say how to cure it?"

by solcana64

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The Prophecy Faeries: Part Seven
"It seems the little prophecy faeries have arrived," said the voice with a chuckle. The dark figure emerged from the shadows to survey the trapped faeries.

by alex313

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Apostrophes Save Brains
I'd like to think that Calcifern's smarter than that, but maybe not...

by breloomy

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Talk About Random
The Water Faerie says a few magical words and...

by buizelmaniac



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