Short Stories

	The Shadow Mirror "So if I took a bat and whacked the Great Turmaculus, do you think he'd wake up?" Ello asked. The pink Faellie got a wide grin on her face. by luna4400
	Unreality "No!" I shouted at him. "I will not change who I am to fit everyone else's beliefs of what I should be!" by blizard131
	Gadgadsbogen "I have never been to a Gadgadsbogen Festival, ever. Everyone says that it's the one thing you need to see at least once in your lifetime." by rhosymedre
	Jumping I have not had my memory, my mind, for four years... and that is in your measurement of time. Time creeps slowly, immeasurably slowly, for me... by laurapet131
	Usuki Sandstorm Unlike Usukicon, a well-known event across Neopia in the summer, Usuki Fan Festival was an informal event... by anime_cybunny
	The Seraphic Legion: From The Darkness The eternal winter of the Neopian Ice Age had extended into the once grand manor. by d_morton
	Storm and Sorrow "With a ship like this and the clouds, I'm worried about what would happen if the winds mean a storm." Also by concertogreat_8 by kittengriffin
	The Faerie Garden Party This was a very important day for the pretty yellow Koi. This was one of those rare garden parties that was held by the Faerie Queen... by alt1981black
	Tripwire Seeing that there was no other option for me to catch the thief, I threw the only thing that was in my hand: the Jade Staff. by lupe_hunter_7

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Paint Brushes for Villains

Paint brushes afford aspiring villains a perfect opportunity to acquire some minions! Just add a couple thousand neopoints, a handful of loyal (or unsuspecting) followers, and a secretive nighttime trip to the Rainbow Pool and tada! You've got some servants! The difficult part is selecting just which paint brush to use. To accomplish this, one needs to ask oneself, "What attributes do I value in a servant?" Stealth? Power? Controllability? Inconspicuousness? Whichever you select, there is...

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A Guide to Guild-Leading
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Paint Brushes for Villains
Haven't we all thought about conquering the world?

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Goldrun, Revisited: Part Four
"We need to speak to your father; Jonas has escaped and is in the mountains," Ellie explained.

by herdygerdy

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Keep Your Friends Close, Your Anemones Closer: Part Two
My room was almost exactly the way I left it. A mess, basically.

by horripilated

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Talk About Random
The Water Faerie says a few magical words and...

by buizelmaniac

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Watch Your Back
*crunch*

by 0turtle

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