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Issue: 477 | 14th day of Sleeping, Y13 |
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| My First Day as a NeopianConfessions of my first days at Neopets. :)
by century_gothic | | The Super Smart Snot Splatter StrategySnot Splatter is a puzzle/strategy game. Since Meuka likes to put other Neopets passing the Haunted Woods in a sticky situation, you had better play this game to end his tyranny.
by bartdrunkeys | | Living a Lie: The Story of the Imposter AppleNo longer will you remotely question the strange happenings that must be about when you pluck a mask-wearing orange from Bart's pail. All your answers are here.
by fluffywoy | | The Greatest Mysteries of NeopiaSome questions that will make you think...
by mypetsandi | | Unusual Foods: SoupsIt's a cold, snowy wintry day in Neopia. You're chilled despite your thick coat and scarf. After a day of errands, all you want to do is find something warm to eat. What could be greater than a steaming bowl of soup?
by ripplestream850 | | This Means WarRaid me once, shame on you, raid me twice, this means war.
by carrotbreath | | Habitarium: Let's Rock your Role!Imagine yourself walking around a pile of grassy land together with little cute critters...
by rheiv_16 | | Top Ten Villains of 2010 by Dr. Frank L. SlothAs a concerned citizen of Neopia, I, Dr. Frank L. Sloth, have compiled a list of the Top Ten Most Successful, and Therefore Secretive, Villains in recent Neopia history for your safety.
by jayceedee | | Safe as Houses: Neopia Survival GuideHow to protect your Neohome from Dr. Sloth, Zombies and Asparagus Chias.
by darkdandy | | How to be a Hero--The Right Way!If you're building a library (personal, public, demonic, etc.) and you decide not to use the conveniently-already-existing Draiky Decimal System, PLEASE create an index of how your books are organized, and post this index in a convenient location.
Also by rfrchompchomp
by yami_wolfwood | | Hubrid Nox: Evil Mastermind, OR A NEOPIAN TREASURE?!I thought I'd go in a bit of a different direction this time: revealing the softer side of some of Neopia's supposed 'villains'.
by zirr |
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Headlines "Flashpoint" by antiaircraft and livvy_granger You can just call me Varlock. Or Agent Varlock, if you're feeling really formal. So how can a JubJub be a Resistance agent? Yeah, I get that a lot. Well, let's see, I can think, I can run, and I can shoot. Good enough? What? How can I hold a weapon? Seriously, mate, that's a trade secret. Trust me, I can handle a blaster. Moving on...
Other Stories
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Against the Grain Jenn lets each of her pets work at the bakery after they've been a part of the family for one year. As today is my 365th day in the family, it's my turn to see if I've got what it takes to make a decent iced cake.
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Ninja Faellie Diaries: Part Five After everyone finished screaming, "AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" due to the fact they were about to go off a cliff because no one was driving the wagon, an idea popped into Chris's head.
by luna4400 |
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