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Issue: 477 | 14th day of Sleeping, Y13

Comics

	Exceeding Expectations Sometimes people will surprise you! Art by lilyed by winters_footsteps
	A series of comical events: Part 2 Now that you mention it... by michelle_ou123
	Scribbled Influential Keychain... by imp_oster
	Newfangled Tastes like Pteri... by dragon_loyalty
	Avatar Pet Woes: The Pink, The Proud How much popcorn is too much? by speakforme
	Gone Lupey: Feed Florg Are you suggesting any of this makes sense? by lioness_of_slytherin
	Diary of a Mad Neopian: Feline Fysiks Here's another installment in the life of a mad Neopian... and her crazy pets! by strangeperky
	Fun-Sized! Not everyone was made to be tall... Idea by kingdmge by boroyan
	Usually Not Funny -Spoiled I am the very best owner. by girlthehero
	The Goofers If you don't know yet, Xweetoks would just do ANYTHING for jellybeans... by lintsuf
	Ultimate Bulls- What a pretty fire. by kevinlin1216
	Babies Know Best! Whoa, a dubloon! Idea by wolfish_howl by wolfishmeow
	Neopian Neophyte - Tub of Larn I personally think they're kind of cute and chubby! by leedom111
	odds&friends: cybunny dreams your wish is my command. by bartongkillershrimp
	More Hardships of...Habitarium P3s Part 1 Seriously, it's not easy being a P3. by alagfalaswen
	Punched Lines Wasn't that fun? by campih400
	Neopian Antics #7: Reading is a messy ordeal Always keep a broom handy after reading! by ahqua
	Shades of Grey You should listen to your neopet, especially if it's smarter than you. by eloxitoki
	Techopalooza: Sparklers Starting off Year 13 with a bang! by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Say Cheese! Dr. Sloth appears! Idea by ikspeelvals by cinnamon_girl
	Neopets Phisics Wonders - Pie Fission Did you know... by hidden_0_o
	Shades and Hues 05 Shattered Purity Arc; Part 1/15 by mstr_dark
	Egg Wars Chronicles Zzz... by miajune
	Sloth's apprentice Sloth is in for some big trouble! by rasgirl
	Gnorbu Shearing Day This comic features Star, Lavi, and Kantheon. by lockednloaded21
	Chance of Rain Maybe some resolutions are best kept to yourself... by mizumew
	Spoofle: Awhh Sweetheart Aw, you shouldn't have! No, really, you shouldn't have-!! by caylista
	Cheesy Jokes - Sloth Appreciation Happy Sloth Appreciation Day! by cheesetwo__ff
	Foiled Again: Something has Happened! So that's what it means... by xxkatiexx_07
	Happy Sloth Appreciation Day? He has fans? by djudju22_8
	A Dr. Sloth Saturday Story Dr. Sloth is best, so I made this comic. Enjoy. by andeee12345
	The Bunker - The Makeover (Part 7) The answer is obvious! Find a patsy (again.) by hubadawaha
	Results May Vary: Mr. Coconut Doesn't that hurt? by return_of_itsy

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"Sloth and the Salesman" by butterflygirl113
Doctor Sloth sat hunched over a crisp new set of blueprints, his Grundo scientists having assured him that this was the pinnacle of their combined efforts. With this new piece of machinery and this particular plan of attack that his strategists had spent weeks devising to go along with it, total Neopian domination was nearly inevitable...

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Roodoku - Letters from Roo Island
I heard that King Roo is looking for a new Blumaroo Treasurer.

by weepingwillowy

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The Hero
Rond felt like a failure.

by tj_wagner

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This Means War
Raid me once, shame on you, raid me twice, this means war.

by carrotbreath

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Top Ten Villains of 2010 by Dr. Frank L. Sloth
As a concerned citizen of Neopia, I, Dr. Frank L. Sloth, have compiled a list of the Top Ten Most Successful, and Therefore Secretive, Villains in recent Neopia history for your safety.

by jayceedee

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I'm Runner: Part Two
"I'm from... Darigan. Darigan Citadel, that is. And, um, I live there. And am going there. Because I like it there."

by peachwriting

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Remembering Rue: Part One
That day the bandages came off, and she got her first look at the world for a long time, nothing was the same. Nothing ever would be again.

by hedgehog_queen

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