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Living in New Faerieland

So what, exactly, is there to do in this new Faerieland? What is it like to live there?

by ennaxor60
Interview With the Snowager

I'm Puregaze, the faerie Scorchio, and I'm here in the Ice Caves with the infamous Snowager. He has agreed to an interview that will hopefully not involve me and lunch.

by basiliskglare
Top Ten Gifts List Countdown

Seeking a gift for a very special person or a great Neofriend and can't make up your mind as to what to buy? Worry no more!

Also by golden_power3

by amalia_x

Neopoints Without Flash

Do you have a slow and laggy computer? Do you have problems playing flash games on your computer?

by lil_princess_of_evil
Neopia's Satellite: What Is It?

Most Neopians should be familiar with the strange white and lime-green satellite that orbits Neopia.

by _toffey_
Tales in Neopia; What Makes a Good Plot

How come people always talk about the Lost Desert plot or Tale of Woe like they are some shining beacons of purity in the Neopian skies?

by kieronstoff
How to Impress Your Valentine (For Free!)

Don't buy something generic and tacky just because it's heart-shaped.

by fancifully
6 Tips for Making Valentine's Day a Success

Are you stressed out about how to make Valentine's Day special for all of the people you have compiled on your neofriends list?

by gloomyparadise
Top Ten Valentine's Day Gifts That Give Back!

What's that, you say? You don't have a Valentine? Thankfully, on Neopets, that sort of thing is totally taken out of the equation.

by saro_the_legendaerie
Top 10 Valentines Day Gift Ideas

I hope you have a memorable Valentines day! Love from Rachel (me) and my pets.

by rachxface
How Not To Impress Your Valentine

If you want to make it out of the day alive, read the following tips. Follow them to the letter. If successful, you'll be kissing that valentine goodbye! No pun intended.

by kateee366
Five Reasons to Adopt a Grundo this Valentine's Day

No other species comes close to having so many abandoned members.

by newenglandquizzer
Gifts for Valentine's Day

With Valentine's Day just around the corner on February 14th, the shops of Neopia are filling with eager customers looking to buy that perfect gift for the special people in their life.

by xoxkar
Grey Valentine's Day

Grey pets are probably the most difficult type of pet to get gifts for...

by bowieisinspace
 
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Gifts That Give Back!



Go ahead, reader; take a look at the calendar. Most likely you're now suffering from an overload of pink; yes, it's that month again, when the site theme goes all rosy and half the population snarfs down chocolate and reads old plot comics. I'm talking about Valentine's Day. What's that, you say? You don't have a Valentine? Thankfully, on Neopets, that sort of thing is totally taken out of the equation. Valentine's Day, here, is about pink, red, and chocolate. Chances are you're a fan of at least one of these things, so I've complied a list of the Top Ten Gifts That Give Back; because while giving may be better than receiving, no one minds getting a little bit...



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Nothing Sweeter on Valentine's Day
My eyes widened as I read the flyer. My mouth started watering at the thought that I could be painted chocolate!

by amysmother_8

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A Very Special Friendship
"I was playing guard," I replied. "I want to be a guard when I grow up."

"Cool," he said honestly. "Can I be a thief?"

by acorna12


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Unrest: Part Seven
"Get out of here," she snapped. "Go somewhere quiet and knock yourself out, before you burn this boat down."

Massie turned and ran.

by linda_reincarnated


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Remembering Rue: Part Five
"I suppose you've come for a remedy?" the old Pteri asked, his voice a harsh creak.

by hedgehog_queen

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More Hardships of...Habitarium P3s Part 5
Seriously, it's not easy being a P3.

by alagfalaswen

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Against All Odds
When you said baby Aishas were sweet, I didn't think you meant it that way!

by g0lden_kitsune



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