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Issue: 481 | 11th day of Awakening, Y13 |
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Short Stories
 | From the RoseCiona was well known as the partygoer of their team, having attended gatherings held by Neopians from every corner of the planet. Naturally, she would be present at Prytariel's Valentine’s Day bash.
by chocolate_lover67 |  | A Very Special Friendship"I was playing guard," I replied. "I want to be a guard when I grow up."
"Cool," he said honestly. "Can I be a thief?"
by acorna12 |  | A Sibling StoryNew siblings come with new challenges.
by chestnuttiger787 |  | The PresentIt all started one day in Neoschool before gym class.
by xxviolet665588xx |  | Land Out of ReachPenepiko didn't like going on shore. There was something about having to drag oneself across the ground like a crippled Slorg that was demeaning and embarrassing.
by judithtov |  | Tales From Number Five: Legend of the Ghostkersword - The BeginningNumber Five has seen so many things in his long existence, aside from Jelly World. While he may not usually indulge in them, sometimes, he shares one of these stories...
by rider_galbatorix |  | Weeto's Valentine's Day SurpriseWeeto was very much the silent member of the family. His sister and brothers were inside the Neohome, playing a game of cards, but Weeto chose to remain outside...
by alt1981black |  | Jhudora's CardToday's date had been crossed out in crimson ink that stood out like fresh blood, but she knew what lay behind those markings. It was that accursed day again - Valentine's Day.
by tj_wagner |  | Hello ValentineHe weighed his options carefully: Walk twice as far around the farms, or just cut through the fields?
His choice was instantly clear.
by micrody |  | The LetterTaking a deep breath, she dropped the letter in the mailbox. Now all she could do was wait for an answer.
by rat_spirit |  | Nothing Sweeter on Valentine's DayMy eyes widened as I read the flyer. My mouth started watering at the thought that I could be painted chocolate!
by amysmother_8 |  | A Slightly Spooky Valentine'sHer bad mood immediately disappeared with the sight of the sparkling ring.
"Oh, wow!" Chalia breathed. "Can I see?"
by azuresky637 |  | The ValentineThat's why you should always check to make sure the address is right.
by sheik_30999 |  | The Valentine ZombieNothing fazed the little Usuki Usul much. Doe grew up in the Haunted Woods...
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"Land Out of Reach" by judithtov
"Sure," said Penepiko, "as long as it's not that levitation spell. I've tried it so many times over the past five years I'm sick of it." The spell itself was quite elegant and easy to cast; it was the product of hundreds of generations of Peophins casting and perfecting the enchantment. What irritated Penepiko most was how her rump would float in the air for a few seconds before crashing back into the sand. No matter how hard she tried, she could never...
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 How Not To Impress Your Valentine
If you want to make it out of the day alive, read the following tips. Follow them to the letter. If successful, you'll be kissing that valentine goodbye! No pun intended.
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