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	10 Most Delicious Jellies What I think are the ten most delicious jellies out there—or, what my Neopets tell me are, anyway. by vadercat1997
	Kiko Lake Activities It's Kiko Day! Any Kiko fanatic worth his salt will be visiting the idyllic lake today. But what is there to do? by kadface
	The 5 Most Annoying Background Game Characters The following are in my opinion probably the top five most annoying Background Characters in any Neopian game I could think of, and indeed I don't play any of these certain games anymore because of them (well, except one, but we'll get to that). by mr_holithon
	The Top 10 Space Faerie Approved Foods If you want to live like a hero, you have to eat like a hero! This is how you do it. by kali00
	Putting the Band Back Together Your Neopets don't know how to play? No problem! Neopia's bookstores carry guides on how to perform most every kind of music imaginable. by peirigill
	Choosing Your Perfect Neopet It has come to my knowledge that a lot of owners choose their Neopets solely based on the way they look, without taking into account if their personalities are compatible. by kissy_08
	Questioning the Crumpetmonger She was a very hard Meerca to get a hold of, between the scone making and pie baking but when she heard about... by impellent
	Why Are Kadoaties So Picky? The age old question "why are Kadoaties so picky?" is answered here! by kat900

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Your Perfect Neopet

I am Schattenbluete, a gentle, blue Xweetok, who has the misfortune to be maligned by her mean, heartless siblings. I am writing this article to prove to my owner that I am a good, innocent Neopet, who would never have tried to cast a curse on that spoiled, meddlesome brat Herzenstrost... uh... I mean: My beloved baby sister. I might have studied various books about curses, but that is no proof at all. After all...

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