Comics

	Mr. Slug vs Dr. Sloth Finale I almost feel sorry for him. Almost. by supercheezee
	Mr. Invisible #3 - The Snowager is asleep... So that's why the "Wrath of Snowager" is released. LOL by deathnote
	Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P: Altachuck King Altador, with his grace, poise and exceptional leadership skills, is our favourite joke here at 'Oh Em Gee' HQ. by shamaela
	Neighbors: Bugged One day, at the Games Room... Also by keartato by paws265
	Sassi Comics: It's Not Safe to Improvise Outrageous! by seiya_from_ashes
	Bloom: Plushie Shop Antics The things you can do with a Headless Von Roo Plushie... Also by _sap2_6 by floret
	Water Pets Are NOT Drinkable! It's so hot! Idea by ruben160 by schnauzerzrcool
	Battle for the Keys! - Part 2 Well, if it isn't my dear brother... by zemutt
	The Shoyru Club- The Sky Jyakam has a strange encounter while sipping a slushie... by the_shoyru_gal
	Darigan Yooyu Blues Can we get on with the game now?! by yinna65
	My Only Regret At least you didn't play Destruct-O-Match. by churo7
	Sutek Muffin Yum? by thegreenmooseofdoom
	Neopian Bullies Sometimes even bullies show a little kindness. by honeyapples
	Sloppily Colored Funstuffs #3 - Unaware of what's happening at home in their absence, the rest of the family heads to the bank... by thesevenwonders
	The Youngest #11 Heh. Heh. by fariy287
	Onigiri Go on, you know you want to. by minerva198
	Bug Brothers Epic Fail #1 - Underwater Thievery Something has happened! by flotsam_freako_8254
	HabiHeaven #2 How long do you think we have? by ardour
	Edible Pets Problems GRUNDO MUST EAT NEOPETS!!! by aruanahansel
	Shuzu and Tig in the office pt 1 Lots of work to do! by firefriendsforever

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