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Legends of Pinball Trophy Guide

Become a pinball legend with this guide!

by quiggles_r_kewl_1
Top 10 Best Villains in Neopia

I have made a list of those special villains, a top 10 list that I will now present to you!

by fairygold
What's Your Favorite Part Of Each New Month?

I greet each new month on Neopets with happy satisfaction! To me, the beginning of each new month symbolizes a kind of renewal, and I love starting fresh!

by indulgences
Chase Your Way to a High Score in Chariot Chase!

In this game you will be guiding an Alabriss-led chariot through a figure-eight track.

by facetiousmind
The Importance of Training

Most players understand that great weapons will help them succeed in the Battledome, but what about those numbers that appear on your pet lookup as their stats?

by dragonsfriend1021
A Guide to Playing the Stock Market

The Stock Market – a game that can make you millions of Neopoints with a few simple clicks... oh yes!

by sarahbunnii
Eight Reasons Dr. Sloth Isn’t As Evil As You Think

Since Dr. Frank Sloth burst onto the scene in Neopia's Year 2, he's earned a bad rap. Quite unfairly, might I add.

by venused
How to Neopet More Efficiently!

With the school year starting up for many Neopians, some students and non-students alike may feel they won't have near as much time to play as they did during the past few months.

by audiine
 
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"The Perils of Cross-Painting" by almedha
How did my summer go? Well, that's a question and a half. I expect the other Neopets in class had lovely summers, going to the beach on Mystery Island, or going to Game Camp, or searching for Jelly World, or whatever it is that normal Neopets do. I'm not exactly normal, though, and I'll tell you why: my owner thought it would be an awesome idea to paint me Christmas and Pirate...




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Stinky Savior
"What's up, smelly?"

Though Charlie had heard these insults his whole life, he never got used to them.

by horse_lovee


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The Perils of Cross-Painting
Dear Mrs. Rittaninny, I'm sorry this assignment is late. Exactly why it's late is a long story that I'll have to tell you someday.

by almedha

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Mr. Pufferton and the Last Magazine: Part Three
The guests had gone home with nothing on their lips but tales of the previous night's burglary. It was said by at least two gentlemen that Mr. Pufferton had engaged in fisticuffs with the rapscallion and come away with a black eye.

by emblo93

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The Old Switcheroo: Part Eight
Hanso managed to sneak out of the Tournament Hall through a side door. He stretched happily, breathing in the fresh air. Even for someone with so much charisma, it felt good to get out of the spotlight.

by liouchan

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Tooth Faerie's Nightmare - Part 1
An eye for an eye...

Idea by kissamus

by cevierakasky


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Turning Pages - Part 8
Yeah, "oh".

by jupebox



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