| teh 1337est n00zpaper |
Circulation: 191,614,706 |
Issue: 611 | 6th day of Gathering, Y15 |
|
| |
Short Stories
 | Stinky Savior"What's up, smelly?"
Though Charlie had heard these insults his whole life, he never got used to them.
by horse_lovee |  | Lost in... Jelly World?For years Neopians everywhere have claimed a certain world doesn't exist.
by butterfly7672 |  | InsecuritiesYou are most beautiful when you are yourself.
by nasash |  | The Life of a Lab RatI suppose that it all started the day my first owner took me to the pound.
by angelremove |  | Made Me Realize"Let's go," I said.
"What? Why? I can't, you can't! It's not practical, it's far too soon, you have no idea how-"
by jockylocky |  | Taking StockHe'd been sitting out in the sun too long, trying to enjoy his Kiko Lake vacation, but despite it all, the stress from his real life back as an analyst in the Neopian Stock Market was taking over.
by niddyz |  | The Perils of Cross-PaintingDear Mrs. Rittaninny, I'm sorry this assignment is late. Exactly why it's late is a long story that I'll have to tell you someday.
by almedha |
| |
|
Search the Neopian Times
Headlines
Importance of Training
In order to succeed in the Battledome and win battles, you need to deal more damage to your opponent than your opponent deals to you. But what is the best way to increase your attack damage while decreasing the amount of damage you suffer? Most players understand that great weapons will help them succeed in the Battledome, but what about those numbers...
Other Stories
---------
 How to Neopet More Efficiently!
With the school year starting up for many Neopians, some students and non-students alike may feel they won't have near as much time to play as they did during the past few months.
by audiine |
---------
---------
---------
---------
---------
|
|
|
