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	How to Hide Your Incredible Love for Sloth. Followers of Sloth always get a bad rap. From shaming in popular culture, to a constant shunning on the boards, life is not always easy if you heart sloth. Because of this, some followers of our glorious leader want to hide their love while in public. by aspirina
	Erin’s Extreme Avatar Guide: Destruct-O-Match III Ever have one of those days where you feel like you just need to smash something? I’ve found that during a particularly difficult day, relief can be found in the form of Destruct-O-Match III. I mean, what’s more cathartic than making a bunch of boulders evaporate in a plume of smoke and dust? by krazypinkgurl
	Does Neopets Attract A Certain Type Of Player? No matter who I chat with on the Neoboards, I'm always struck by their excellent qualities. It seems that everyone on this site is absolutely bonkers over their stunning virtual pets, and no one is bored or apathetic about them. I began to realize that the Neopets website attracts a certain kind of player, one that has enthusiasm, imagination, and positivity. by indulgences
	Making Merry In Meridell Granted, you won't find a lake there in which to swim, but the month of Swimming is also the time when Neopia celebrates the discovery of Meridell! In a world that is increasingly complex and stressful, why not whisk your Neopets away for a vacation filled with simple pleasures and delights. by tallydepp
	10 Ways to Show Your Neopets How Much You Care In an effort to remind everyone the importance of spending time with your neofamily, here are a few easy ways to show your pets how much you care for them. by ahh_choo
	Intro to Restocking for the Collector There are lots of ways to try to raise the funds to buy All The Things, but the biggest bang for your neopints is to learn how to restock the items you need yourself. by kimchica
	Origins of the Hidden Tower's Antiquities When you gaze upon the vast array of antiquities, do you ever wonder how the Queen of Faerieland came to possess such rarities? I certainly felt the begging curiosity of how each item came to be. Also by earthlingdreamz by rebourne_
	Running A Successful Bakery A Neopian guide to running the perfect bakery and sweets shop! by jetaketa
	The Delicious Way to Celebrate Meridell Day Another year gone by, another Meridell Day to celebrate! On this day in Year 4 Meridell was discovered. Help celebrate Discovery of Meridell day this year by eating some of the kingdom’s most delicious food and drink items. by gattacaa

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Origins of the Hidden Tower's Antiquities

Concealed behind a veil of powerful Faerie magic lies one of Neopia's tallest towers, completely invisible to the naked eye. The Hidden Tower is home to an impressive collection of rare and extravagant artifacts, ranging from devastating battledome weapons to luxurious hand-made dolls. Owned by the one and only Queen Fyora, this soaring vault of treasures is her most guarded secret, which is why this elusive tower is only accessible to the elite and most-well established set of Neopians.

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