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Ethically Sourced Spooky Treats this Halloween!

Hi! This Halloween, I think it would be a good idea to sample some treats from the Spooky Food Shop.

by _brainchild_
An All Time Guide to the Best Spooky Food

Collab with corryn10

by tamimarieb
A Psychological Analysis of Regulation Cheat Players

By a user who has played an unhinged amount of Cheat in their Neopian life.

by beagums
Fyora's Foul and Fancy Faerie Festival

This year’s Faerie Festival has “soared higher than even Fyora’s loftiest expectations”, at least according to the official propaganda released by the Hidden Tower.

by rielcz
Happiness Faerie's Halloween Hints

Smile! The Happiness Faerie is here!

by tiriosh
Your Top 10 Fall Reading Essentials

The air feels chilly, the skies are getting gloomy, the Deserted Fairground is actually drawing a crowd, and Neopians everywhere are getting ready to celebrate Halloween.

by jackie247
How to Pick Your Perfect Halloween Costume

Halloween is right around the corner, and you know what that means!

by milkshakeboys
Which Pumpkin Are You?

Which pumpkin are you? Well, it is that time of year again! A crisp cool wind rustles the trees around your neighbourhood.

by lavo0810
 
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"One Night A Year" by surging
Some say that what you are afraid of is all in your mind. Others say there is nothing to fear. A few have said the only thing to fear is fear itself. They are all right. A pack of friends were gathering at the edge of the graveyard: Falylk the Ghost Ixi, Joleix the Zombie Aisha, and Muiiks the Transparent Kougra. 364 days a year they are stuck here, unable to go past these four walls. It could get pretty boring sometimes; although there were always new faces it wasn’t enough to keep things interesting. They were the unlucky ones doomed to this monotonous existence. Their monitor, a Wraith Usul named Wiindago, was nearby waiting for the last visitor, a boring Oil Paint Cybunny, to rush away before nightfall. He was right too; it could get scary around these parts for some. Wiindago was lucky; she could go where she wanted, even leave Haunted Woods. The three of them stood eagerly waiting for nightfall. They watched as others crawled up from the ground, out of their caves, or from wherever and more monitors started appearing. “So, ladies, we have a long night ahead. Best get going,” Wiindago rushed up. “You know the rules but I have to say it anyway: one, no straying from the Woods; two, no touching non-Woodsies; three be home before dawn.” They did know the rules, but...




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Revamping the Cemetery
"It was a pleasant afternoon in the Haunted Woods and a Ghost Chia named Specter was resting on a tombstone in the game graveyard when his attention was suddenly drawn by..." Collab with higs_pagodeiro

by dinha_reeves

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A Story No One Knows
How the Usul twins came to be in the Haunted Woods on the most mischief-filled night of the year rather than enjoying a balmy sunset from their beach-side bookshop half a world away was the result of an unfortunate lack of calendar awareness (it's always summer on Mystery Island!) and a deceptive-but-not-technically-false bit of advertising on the part of the Krawk they hired to sail them across the ocean.

by phadalusfish

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The Box from 10,000 Years Ago
"The two Neopets, Teca the Fire Wocky and her mount, Vyim the White Uni, find themselves walking on a mysterious and dark land, having no idea where they might be..."

by chantili_doce

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The Price of Ambition
"A knock at the door stirred Anerada from her sleep..."

by golden1188

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Literally Remastered Halloween
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Something Has Happened! - Lolly Snot
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