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The Enchanted Amulet

Once upon a spooky Neopets Halloween, there lived two very peculiar Petpets.

by chibblers
Beneath Bomberry Bridge

Thursday nights are Gahwaine’s turn to go foraging. Everyone waits impatiently for his return; the Mutant Skeith knows the best places to scrounge up mostly unblemished omelettes and only half- stepped-on jellies.

by purplepeggie
Revamping the Cemetery

"It was a pleasant afternoon in the Haunted Woods and a Ghost Chia named Specter was resting on a tombstone in the game graveyard when his attention was suddenly drawn by..." Collab with higs_pagodeiro

by dinha_reeves
The Haunting of Eliv Thade

The sky was bleeding orange and purple over the tops of trees as dusk swept across the Haunted Woods on the night of Halloween.

by mitasui
A Story No One Knows

How the Usul twins came to be in the Haunted Woods on the most mischief-filled night of the year rather than enjoying a balmy sunset from their beach-side bookshop half a world away was the result of an unfortunate lack of calendar awareness (it's always summer on Mystery Island!) and a deceptive-but-not-technically-false bit of advertising on the part of the Krawk they hired to sail them across the ocean.

by phadalusfish
One Night A Year

Have you ever stepped foot into the Haunted Woods on Halloween on a night the moon is full and red?

by surging
The Highest Bidder

Neopians from all over the world were finding their seats at the 23rd Annual Weewoo Auction, put on by The Neopian Times.

by sleepiestkitty
A Knight at the Neopian History Museum

It was an afternoon that Jeran or Lisha was unlikely to ever forget...

by pikapi20
 
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An All Time Guide to the Best Spooky Food



Spooky season is upon us, and what better way to celebrate than filling our gut with the most outrageous candies and treats we can think of? Throughout Neotopia, a plethora of spooky foods will fill you not only with the Halloween spirit but also with loads of sugar. To make life easier, here is a list of some of the best spooky foods you can get your hands on for yourself or maybe trick-or-treating. Some of these foods might actually scare you; they're pretty creepy-looking, so pay attention when shopping. Almost Gummy Rat What better way to start than a fan favourite, the Almost Gummy Rat. This delectable, chewy creature comes in lime, grape, and strawberry flavours, so everyone can easily take a four-legged treat. Apple-Free Apple Cobbler Spooky season calls for cobblers, and nothing beats an apple-free apple cobbler. What's the filling you ask? That's the spooky surprise. Baked Intesteen Is it real intestines or is it fake? Only you can find out by taking a heaping bite and chowing down. This ghastly-looking snack might turn your friends a little green, but you can pick one up at Spooky Food. Bloody Ghost Toast It's probably not real blood. Brain Candy Mix Leave this out in a bowl and surprise everyone with the fun little treats they pull from this tasty mix. Candy Corn Stuffed Pumpkin You can't have a spooky season without candy corn and pumpkins, so why not stuff them together? This adorable pumpkin is filled with everyone's least favourite candy; it's the thought that counts, right? If you need an even more spooky look for the Cannibalistic Pumpkin or the Carnivorous Carved Pumpkin, they will turn heads.



Other Stories


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Happiness Faerie's Halloween Hints
Smile! The Happiness Faerie is here!

by tiriosh

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Your Top 10 Fall Reading Essentials
The air feels chilly, the skies are getting gloomy, the Deserted Fairground is actually drawing a crowd, and Neopians everywhere are getting ready to celebrate Halloween.

by jackie247

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The Sleepers of Saint Garfir
"'Adequate presentation. Student should focus on applicability and overall spell knowledge.’..."

by josephinefarine

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The Price of Ambition
"A knock at the door stirred Anerada from her sleep..."

by golden1188

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The Modern Day JubJub's Halloween
The Modern Day JubJub forgot it was Halloween today

by puffy333_revived

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Marroween
It's hard trick or treating when you don't have any legs.

by leighlizzzie



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