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Tropical Tragedy: Search for the Jungly Jem - Part Six

"Don't say it out loud, you nitwit! The looters are most likely somewhere near us! If they hear what the answer is, they'll find it before us. Whisper it into my ear..."

by cheopspyramid
The Path to Freedom: Part Five

Sampson smiled. "That's great!" he said. "We are about to leave for Mystery Island. Come on!"

by bathschool123
The Fall of Qasala: Part Five

"I need to find a few thousand soldiers from somewhere, pets who can wield a blade without cutting themselves. Unfortunately all my guards are... busy..."

by danama
The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part Four

"Come, King Donis! Get off the ground! We haven't got all day!" She grabbed Donis' paw...

by violajunky
Nothing is As it Seems: Part Four

As has been commented on before, Tuskaninnies have a softer impact than Lennies when crashing into something or landing...

by estantia
Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part Four

Ricky snorted a laugh and stepped briskly out onto the cobblestone road. "So where are we going?"

by nimras23
A Weak Heart: Part Three

She shook her head gently. "A dark faerie's power is too great. You'd be under her power or disintegrated in less than five seconds."

by literalluau
A Quest Unlike Any Other: Part Three

"Say, I've got an idea. Why don't you run down to get me a scratchcard from the Ice Caves? And try to pick a winning one!"

by toffee_choc
The Forgotten Faerieland: Part Three

"I-I'd love it more than anything, but what's the catch?"

by ewagon
The Marked Ones: Part Two

Ally lay in bed for hours, pretending to sleep. She was beginning to doubt her plan, but she was still determined...

by liannachick
Knights of Altador: the Darkest Faerie's Wrath - Part Two

"I don't think we should be here. Maybe we should just get back with the tour," Bo said nervously...

by hob51
City Lupe on the Plains: Part Two

"I was taken by humans to the Pound when I was a pup," Nero answered...

by kindheartedfairy
 
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