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The Mystery of the Missing Cooking Pot: Part One

The sun was shining, the Weewoos were singing, and I had enjoyed six whole hours of peace while my pets were at Neoschool. However, my pets were just about home...

by trisshamster
Lao and the Legend of the Sun: Part One

Zhou peered curiously at the red light beaming across the sky. "'Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning,'" he quoted. "Strange things'll be happenin' soon, no doubt. Th' sun never lies..."

by reggieman721
Flame of Ice: The Story of a Warrior - Part One

Sam froze. He'd forgotten all about it. "The Warrior Ceremony's today?" he asked, trying to seem calm, though his nervousness showed in the way he acted, and he couldn't keep it from showing in his words...

by kaylamdal111112
A Very Feepit Christmas: Part One

SPLASH! A freezing cold torrent of water rushed over Cadmium's head, abruptly interrupting pleasant dreams. She sputtered and sat up, her green eyes blazing. Blinking water from her eyes, she took in her Faerie Peophin sister...

by rainpaint
 
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The Worst Gifts



Every year every pet, and owner, runs into the same problem; what to do with those unwanted, unneeded, and just plain weird Christmas gifts you received from your mischievous sibling, distant second cousin, and your weird aunt. Sure, everyone gets socks, jumpers and shampoo under the tree, but this article will deal with the worst of the worst...



Other Stories


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Sloth's Christmas Carol
Sloth sat still for a moment, entirely stunned by such preposterously insubordinate behavior from one of his highest ranking, most loyal, most ferocious commanders. Then he surged to his feet in a fury, both fists coming down knuckles-first on the desk with a bang. "The Three WHAT?"

by schefflera

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The Cookies That Wouldn't Crisp
It had not been a fluke; her cookies just weren't crisping, and with the Day of Giving just around the corner!

by changethew0rld

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You've Got Needs, We've Got Jobs
Because many Neopians aren't that busy, we give out jobs that suit the Neopian. The best part about jobs are that you get paid, of course.

by xerashigreens

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Taking an SDB Tour
As my pets chatted excitedly about the upcoming holidays, I began wondering what advent items I still had in my box. I realized that I had saved everything last year...

by streamergurl

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Merry Christmas from the Land of Pacman!
Straight from the North Pole!

by pacmanite

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Furry Christmas and Happy *mew* Year!
*mew*

Art by rookina

by pokemon_lunatic




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