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 | Secret of the Sphinx"The Lost Desert is such an old land that most Neopians know very little about its history. And even a single discovery can upend years of research. Those of us who live there, like me, have seen history change drastically as..."
by blackghoulmon |  | The Legend of the 50-Foot-Long Tuffala "One cosy day in Moltara, Malmagma the Magma Draik was watching a programme on Neovision. Intrigued by the recent discovery of a new Moltaran Petpet called the Tuffala, she was enjoying special coverage about the critter..."
by _brainchild_ |  | Small Soup FanIt all started when a Baby Jubjub tried to use the Soup Faerie’s spoon as a catapult...
by supergirl1057 |  | The Annual Petpet Prank War"TThe house was otherwise silent except for the whispered murmurs of the Petpets and the soft snoring of their Neopets. The Gruslen and Harris duo grabbed their..."
by maddie_bangz |  | Wren the White Weewoo Found a Fleaf"Once upon a time, many moons ago in the spooky Haunted Woods, there lived a dazzling Weewoo named Wren. Wren was not an ordinary Weewoo; she was a..."
by spukl1 |  | Florg and his Slorg"Florg didn't like to sleep. When he slept, he always dreamed of a strange Yellow Chia. This Chia worked in the Space Station and lived with his Petpet Slimy, a usually large Slorg..."
by ningkov1 |  | Aquatic Friends at the Rock Pool"Rufus walked around the Rock Pool examining all the Petpets out on display. The aged Yellow Kougra had been the owner of the Petpet shop on Mystery Island for many years now. He took pride in..."
by endisnigh |  | Resolution of a Faerietale"'Late that afternoon, the Dark Faerie gave Raitorn the order to surrender. Finally, the ferocious Kougra had tasted defeat.''But Mama, what happened to him after that?' The young Faerie Kougra asked. His mother, a Yellow Kougress, smiled fondly at him..."
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"Florg and his Slorg" by ningkov1
“Feed Florg now! Give Florg Petpets. Arghhhh!” Florg wanted more food, but the annoying Grundo wouldn't give him any. “Florg, it's bedtime now, okay? Bedtime! See you tomorrow!” With those parting words the doors shut and Florg was left alone. Florg didn't like to sleep. When he slept, he always dreamed of a strange Yellow Chia. This Chia worked in the Space Station and lived with his Petpet Slimy, a usually large Slorg. Florg couldn't understand why he felt sad when he saw these dreams. He always woke up feeling like he had lost something, and he did not like that. So, he tried not to sleep as much as possible. This had disastrous consequences. He was always in a bad mood, he couldn't express himself or think clearly, and his body ached. He tried to soothe his pains with his favourite foods: delicious and juicy little Petpets. Hasee and Kadoatie were his favourites, and Slorgs were his absolute least! How strange that he would dream about owning a Slorg! He didn't even like being in the same room as Slorgs! Every time a Slorg was on his dinner menu, he made sure to throw at least one of his Grundo caretakers across the room. After another sleepless night it was time for his food; though his mood quickly soured even further after over 20 Petpets dropped to the floor during mealtime. He screamed at his caretakers and threw one poor Grundo out into space. He became even angrier after he saw the Grundo being promptly saved by his friends. He also couldn't stand the incessant beeping! There was always a beeping sound around the station, and silly little Grundos kept passing by at all hours. He hated how big their toes were!
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 The Folly of Captain Dread
"There was a celebration aboard the Revenge, but to the uninitiated it would look like quite the opposite. All across the main deck, pirates brawled and jeered and shouted profanities at both one another and the churning waters below..."
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