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Growing Insanity

"Because you agreed to do Taelia's Quest and then you realised you were too cheap for the items so YOU have to tell her that you're going to fail it.. AGAIN," Keriani replied...

by treenifer
A Day at the Neopian Times

What goes on in the inner workings of the NT? Read on...

by vivaldi_gurl
Master and Pupil

He'd had the lecture hundreds of times before and didn't need to hear it again. All the same, it felt like cheating not to tell Kiro about the latest failure...

by yatomiyuka
It Must Be Love

"Look at me just throw money away." She opens her fingers and the little red coin falls, landing with a clatter. "I can't pick up the love I hold for you and just drop it down the sink..."

by icegirl_sara
Carpenter and the Dark Sun

It had been six months since the day Shard and I had been banished from the gallion clan we used to belong to. Six months, and the scars still hadn't healed; maybe they never would...

by wicked_summer
The Honorary Feepit

Rufus the Feepit on the other hand was rarely around. As soon as the masters were gone he would disappear...

by ashflash
Come Sundown

I was on my first dig (the Techo begins) which was quite a few years ago, as you could well imagine. We were in the Lost Desert, in fact, though quite a few miles from here. Digging for a lost settlement no one else knew was here...

by extreme_fj0rd
Where's Bibi Gone?

"OK! You can play with my Click Klacks! I've seen a nice patch of mud to roll around in out in the garden, and I've got to do it quick before Ruby stops me," answered Pouncer...

by carys1994
Cursed

"Don't go in there," Zan had always told him. The yellow Ruki smirked and picked up his pace to a brisk run...

by biogirl1991
 
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Welcome to Year 9



When the New Year rolls around, a new you can as well. Think about the things you want to change about yourself, or any goals you want to accomplish. Do you want to take better care of your pets/petpets/petpetpets? Do you want to get that ultra-rare Strawberry Fields Forever Paint Brush? Then grab a notebook, write it down, and go for it! Of course, don't...



Other Stories


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5 Ways to Start Out the New Year
So, now that it’s the New Year, what are you going to do? Some people just lounge around and think it’s just a “So what?” matter. It’s not. There’s more to the New Year than that, of course!

by amanderssie286

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Breaking a Way Out of Bruno’s Backwoods
Bruno's Backwoods Breakaway proves to be an action-packed fun game that is sure to be a challenge to the average Neopian. However, do not fear, as today, I am going to share with you the tips to getting that *shiny* trophy...

by superpepe

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The Hoarders: Part Six
"Are you ready for your second day?" The muscles on his face twitched a little, but he kept his expression serious. "You've definitely proven yourself already, so I think today we can move to the next level."

by ruff_zette

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Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part Ten
Saura pricked his ears up. He could easily hear sounds from the stronghold at this height where there was nothing but a few miles of thin air between him and the Fortress. "They're preparing for the attack..."

by ssjelitegirl

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Spontaneous
Why do books disappear anyways?

by x0xsammehx0x

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Hungry Skeith #1
NEVER trust a hungry Skeith!

by 0rbiit



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