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Issue: 474 | 17th day of Celebrating, Y12

Comics

	The Off Season: Interview "Come on! Don't you know how much these suits cost?" by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Be Careful What You Wish For I wish... Idea by axe_raider by joel_hudson
	Neopian Neophyte - Sanitation Situation You don't want to know. by leedom111
	An Everyday Routine The ray is fired... Idea by frankie8492 by lilyed
	Phosphofructokinase Diaries: Faeriely Ironic What would have happened if the bottled faeries had turned to stone? Idea by black_skull725 by parody_ham
	Neon Light How.... Is that possible.... D: by kirenaia
	Woodland Pteris Portable nest, pretty useful, eh? by partner105
	To The Tune Of: Wishing Well Panic Wishes...? Story by metakitsune by xstarfrost
	Back From Hiatus Man... by azehie
	Random Oddness #26 Not into the pit! It buuurns! by mistyqee
	Flapjacks - Evil Plushies AHHHHHH!!!!! by geckobubbles
	The Roleplay Cafe: Picnic The Money Tree isn't much of a picnicing spot, is it? by purrfect_cookie
	Ultimatum Seriously, man, that was like 80k! by spoofbuzz
	Beautiful Mutation - It's nearly Winter It's getting colder. by flares_of_darkness
	The Future of Gaming Hopefully by "soon" they mean "never". by not_so_shorty_12
	Nature's Signals Weather is easy to predict when you know what to look for. by greenflavouredink
	Commercials Sophisticated... fancy.... debonair... by jecruby
	CayCaed! #6 Give a little love. by kattrish
	Lab Uh-Oh Are you sure? by remyy
	Kougra days Not for kougras...? by _sebis_
	Blah Blah Christmas - Part Two On the night of Christmas Eve..... by highwind20
	Scarab - Part 3 Medical Mishaps - Part 3 by cleste33
	A Colour-Blind Christmas 1 of 2 Now in frostbite inducing colour! by subzeroace
	Affording Christmas: Part Three We've sold everything but the kitchen sink! Story by starluff by yampuff
	New Invention Ew, Maii... Just ew... by strawberry_honey
	The Hardships of... Habitarium P3s Part 3 It's not easy being a P3 in a Habitarium... by alagfalaswen
	Cloak and Dagger I called a babysitter. by laser_fire
	XANDRA! Yeah, that was very anti-climatic, Xemuy. by yumerumenifelheim
	Shades and Hues 02 Shadow Battles, Part 2/4 by mstr_dark
	Tis The Season - Part 2 The holidays make philosophers of us all. by saro_the_legendaerie
	Not Thought Through Not only is Xandra evil... by ilia_twilight
	Starry Frowny Comics #2 That's odd... The service always used to be good... by lutarilovesyou
	Simple Demands: Still as Solid as a Stone Thank you for that panic attack, Advent Calendar. by warriorsluverdbook
	Christmas Day - part 1 It is about no.10 (the Halloween Ixi)'s first Christmas. :) by chak_chak
	Just Cake #7 It seemed like a good idea at the time... by flameshard
	A Curious Texture That nice, fuzzy holiday feeling. by spotlightstarzafara
	Whatever... Hanso! No! I L--- by torib1016
	Xandra's Good Deed Isn't Xandra nice? by bedbugz
	Simply Having a Korbatty Christmas Time... Ornaments are NOT candy. by halloweenkomoris

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"The Waffle Truth" by crovv
Unfortunately, for the past month or so, a giant Mutant Lenny had perched itself on the roof of their house, staring malevolently at Trish whenever she left or returned to their home. Trevy was not particularly bothered by the Lenny, but Trish could not stand the fixed, beady glare, the bobbing head at the end of that long, crooked neck, the giant, heavy wings that opened and closed with a creaky, snapping...

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Grandma's Prized Possession
"And this," Grandma said while she gently pulled a small ivory tea cup from the top shelf of an ancient wooden cabinet, "is my prized possession."

by backpack1110

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Alone
Opallo sat on the raft, gazing in horror at the ocean. He was a Jetsam, and he was master of his element. Until now...

by duskmoor

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What to Do With a Pet That Hates Advent
We all either have that pet or know one who does; the pet that hates the month of advent, and more specifically, the day of giving.

by kita271

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The Age Old Question
It is an age old question, almost a taboo, that no Neopet has ever dared to answer, or even question.

by chazer_rem

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The Usuki Singing Stars #2: A Surprise for Lola - Part Four
"There is no way I'm going to the Pound with you guys," she assured them. "I am so not going to see Mr. Freaky and actually stay there for you, Lola, just because you can't suck in your girly feelings."

by downrightdude

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Ties That Bind: Part Nine
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by merlynia

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