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	Sloth's Destruct-O-Match II This game is so treacherous, so full of trickery, deceit and boondoggling, that I simply refuse to accept that the Neopets Team created it. No, it must be the work of my master, Doctor Sloth. by garoo_
	30 Neomails I Don't Want at 7 a.m. 29 – “The mad scientist from the lab ray writing in regards to a lab… incident. I kind of accidentally zapped Uni with the wrong ray… could you please come and collect your pile of sludge formerly known as Liberte_Real?” by alethea1
	13 Ways To Get A Donation From The Money Tree There are many ways to better your chance of getting items or Neopoints from the Money Tree. Some are harder then others, and some involve certain things. by tessie_doodle_
	Brightvale: The Next Darigan Citadel? Surely the discovery of this new land heralds a new age for Neopia…AN AGE OF DARKNESS AND TERROR!!! by cosmicfire918
	Vacation Anyone? Are you and your pets planning on taking a vacation anytime soon? Oh really?! Fancy that. Well then you absolutely must read this! by dragonfire1722
	You Know You've Done Too Much Restocking When... Re-stock-ing (v.) = The art of buying from Neopian shops and reselling in your own for profit. by mgs__fox
	The Many Rejected Games of Neopia Have you ever wondered if there were other games out there? Ones that just weren't good enough to make it? by skittleiciousgirl
	We Give You... Sand Bottled sand. We’ve all heard of the swirly, gritty, rather colorful stuff. We’ve eagerly gotten in line for Tombola, waiting in long lines to pull a ticket. by island_faerie10
	Taking Advantage of the Stock Market No one that I know has gotten wealthy with all of their monetary assets sitting in the bank; it’s time to let your money work for you, not you working for your money. by ghengisreborn
	The Mystery Of The Lost City of Geraptiku We’ve all heard of the Lost Desert, the Lost Shadow Usul (well, perhaps he’s just a wanderer, but same overall concept) but whoever heard of a Lost City? by _cherryblossom_40
	The Bounciest Game Around...Hasee Bounce!!! It’s now official… Hasee Bounce is addictive. It’s something about that game, something that you can’t describe... It’s like an unwritten law, that once you’ve started playing Hasee Bounce you will NEVER be able to stop. by beautyisrare
	Getting that Ultimate Bullseye Yes, this is another one of those how-to game articles. But hey, there haven’t been any articles totally dedicated to Ultimate Bullseye. by shadowcristal
	Hotel Report Stuck choosing between Cockroach Towers and Astrovilla (like that's hard), or falling for Presidential Palace? by cherry_blossom_43
	Guide for Feeding Kadoaties - Your Way of Being Kind When it first came out, everyone started going crazy over these poor little Petpets. What made everyone be kind to feed like million worth of Draik eggs to these kitties? by aquariss
	Beating Spam into Mince Meat! What is spam? Stupid Pointless Annoying Messages. Don’t get me started about what spammers are! by plushieowner
	Direct From The Annual Gormball Championships Shoy: As you can see, the competitors are making their way down to the field now. Look! There’s Brian the red Scorchio. by pk_fire14
	Hannah and the Ice Caves Expansion Interview The release of the newest expansion to the Neopets Trading card game is approaching, and everyone is wondering what to expect... by neopian_queen_liana

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