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Misunderstood Monster: an Interview with Spectre

We’ve all heard of Spectre, curse of Cheat and terror of the games room. I’m sure he’s even been featured in many a cautionary tale told to young Neopets about the dangers of greed...

by lady_oracle27
How to Hydrate a Meepit

These meepits were evil. They were dangerous. More importantly, they were THIRSTY...

by iamskot
The Top Nine Easiest Trophies to Get

Not even the most successful Neopian would be complete without these!

by danman111111
Is There Really Only One Moon In Neopia?

If you will notice on the world map you can see the moon Kreludor, which is supposedly the only moon here, but if you go to Meridell and go to Darigan's floating city, you see a second moon floating in the distance.

by sithlord__vader
Guide to Winning a Spotlight

So you want to win a Spotlight, huh? Well, I don't blame you! In our opinion, it's the best kind of trophy you can win on the site.

by purplepadfoot
PPL Problems

Of course, the infernal PPL has to put their foot in it. For whatever reason (plot? Must check that out), they refuse to allow you to sell labbed petpets. Oh, and they claim to be worried about the poor little critters. The liars.

by haannsolo
Helpful Hints and Handy Tips: the Auction House

"The auction is closed!" you scream, after saying some choice words. After all of that work, you didn’t get the paint brush. Sound familiar?

by husky125703
A Smart Career Choice: Petpet Cannonball

Now, an excellent way to bring home the bacon is to get a job. And an even better way to make some extra neopoints is to make that petpet of yours get a job.

by ampolin1
Asparagus: Rotten to the Core

A terrible plot has been brewing, citizens of Neopia, in the minds of such 'harmless' vegetables...

by pyrosquirrelx
Jolly Jugglers - Juggling Your Way to a Jolly Trophy

Believe it or not, Jolly Jugglers requires very little skill of any sort. Huzzah for easy trophies!

Also by lunatic_kiss

by robbob05

How to Prepare For, Survive, and Cope with a Meepit

My second tip is keep lots of cheese; it discourages Meepits, for it is their enemy.

by rosadaflame
Werelupes: What's Really Going On

I've read a lot about werelupes, too many articles, stories, and propaganda shooting them down...

by garousadako
 
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Winning that Auction



"The auction is closed!" you scream, after saying some choice words. After all of that work, you didn't get the paint brush. Sound familiar? I've gone through the same thing. So, unless you like screaming and/or swearing loudly, this guide is for you! I have composed so helpful hints to get that bargain priced item that you've been saving for!



Other Stories


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Snow Wars
And it was his turn. Anything could happen. Nohla had flattened everything but the ice puddle on the Snow Cone's side of the field in the first 22 minutes...

by jesmeonne

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Beauty is Only Fur Deep
"Don't worry, Foofie. You'll look fabulous when I'm done," my owner promised...

by tamarashannonhall

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A Hero's Journey: Part Seven
"Why didn't you come in before the rain started pouring? Just look at yourselves! You both had me worried sick!"

by precious_katuch14

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Sleeping Beauty: Part Seven
"Leave me alone, Sparkle," I mumbled to the Royal Gelert standing in the doorway. "Why are you waking me up on a Saturday, anyway?"

by ruff_zette

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The Lottery
Can you get me a Lottery Ticket?

by frayedknot

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The Disappearance of the Jin Jah Table
................ yeah, well, about that table. o_O

by sissy_sugar_queen



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