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TNT's Everlasting Pranks

"WHAT?! I have to pay to load pages? But I just saved up a million neopoints!!" A shocked whine from Year Eight...

by lavalampsnake99
Interview With a (Reformed) Chiavore

A happy Chia is an undigested Chia!

by carrotopian
A Conundrumming Interview

I brought a master conundrum solver just in case our favorite Lenny begins blabbering in the way he seems to love to puzzle us with...

Also by xxxtattooxxx

by lions_critters

Is Your Petpet Planning World Domination?

Just read my easy guide and you can know if your petpet is in league with Sloth and his evil clones. Or any other villain...

by temari_san_no_hoshi
Random Event Faerie: Fact or Fiction?

No! Really! It makes sense! We have a Snow Faerie, a Negg Faerie, and quest faeries! Why can't we have a random event faerie?

by qazx301
The Secret of the Kreludan Mining Corp. Discovered!

When I finally arrived in section 56, a dreary sight met my eyes; hundreds upon thousands of mine workers...

by chlorinejunkie
Faerie Wars: Which Side To Choose?

Well, the Neopets Team has introduced their newest plot, and I'll be Sloth if it's not the most intense one yet. The faeries, the most powerful citizens of Neopia, have engaged in a war of the direst consequences...

by kittygirl5170
The Dirt on the Earth Faeries

Don't join the Earth side!--I don't care how much they offer you.

by pyrosquirrelx
A Million Little Unis: The Green Uni Controversy

To shed some light on the Green Uni Project, I interviewed a sock puppet that claimed to be a member of the GUP. Maybe he was, I don't know. Everybody seems to be nowadays; it's the new 'in' thing...

by brains03
10 Pranks That Will Have You Laughing

Happy April Fool's Day!

by donuts_254
Faerie Wars: Tactics

Can't figure out which camp to support in Neopia's latest plot, Faerie Wars? No worries. Your trusty Neopian Times reporter has done all the dirty work for you.

by ladyariel32
 
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"Lucky Everything" by monkeybytes
"Yep, I got another Spotted Paint Brush today. Sold it already. Bet I don't get anything for a month now, though." She laughed. "I also won two codestones on Tombola and saw the travelling library with a lovely Moehog who gave me a book worth fifteen thousand neopoints..."




Other Stories


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Overanalyze
Sean slumped in his chair. It was always this way. He always tried to help people. Sure, he realized that sometimes he got sidetracked...

by wildmage_of_galla

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When Empty Bags Attack
I reached into my bag to fetch the neopoints and my mouth fell open when I found my bag was empty! Panicking, I desperately searched every pocket I had. I knew I had brought fifty neopoints with me, but where had they gone?

by age54321

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Guardian: Part Two
Rionex turned around and glared at Sage. "Mom, they'd still think I'm crazy!" she cried angrily. "Why don't you want me to go near large bodies of water? Why won't you tell me even who my dad is? Why won't you explain anything to me?"

by kaylamdal111112

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Petpet Adventures: Runaway - Part Seven
Kiya paused, and then realisation dawned on her face. "Yes," she whispered. "You need to get down to the treasury..."

by rachelindea

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What Jhudora Does For Fun...
Who says voodoo dolls are just nonsense?

by fruitcupandspoons

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Traveller's Tales
Well, since when?

by annasso



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