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Issue: 285 | 30th day of Running, Y9

Comics

	Reality Check There's no 'three years' option in the Neolodge... by xx_freaky_xx
	Spooky Crossover "The Great Neogardener!" by kai_pawz
	Or Something Like It: No Soup for You! Why is there Battle Dung in my Soup? by kittie_orion
	Scribbles - Mount You just CAN'T switch roles in some games... by _jakk
	Stolid Solids It must be a hard day's work for Sabre-X... by darkangel_neo14
	The Petpetpets of Neopia Super Shrinker 5000 by starlet12
	Snow Pets Aren't snow pets lovely? by lap_ghost
	Traveller's Tales Well, since when? by annasso
	Lunatics! POOF by gone_postal
	Off Track: Mr. Facey I can dance and sing and... by klipsan
	Me and Them YEOWCH!!!!!! by hamtaro6969
	A Practical Mistake... A wise Gnorbu once told me you should always think things through... Idea by edmarblecake by x_seabee_x
	Strawberry Adventures The adventure begins... by seel24
	An Explanation for the Unexplained: Plot Points Ever wonder why it takes so long? Also by riggs4ever by thunderwolfcrys
	Idle Chatter Please queue for Santa. by party_hobbit
	Island's Tales It isn't wise to bully your little brother... by juliaduarte
	Pint-Sized There's something familiar about Bazatlans... by lachtaube
	Dirt, or Paint? Can you imagine how much these vain Unis enjoy April Fool's Day? ^^ by wirlhwind
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Ooooh, she's so cuuute...! by kittylin
	Beware the Meepits! sigh by cnmarine
	the Gryphon Files Shh... don't go waving that around! by light_element94
	What Jhudora Does For Fun... Who says voodoo dolls are just nonsense? by fruitcupandspoons
	Whoot! SQUEE! by linnipooh
	A Warrior's Quest It seems like the elders do not always send you to the right place. by ukitate
	Pointless Nonsense - Faerie Wars Did you hear about the Faerie Wars thing? by petfriendamy
	Oh, wow... "Happy April Fools Day, Dummy" Your shoelace is untied. by starburst_hamstar
	Evil Feepit #16 And that's why you don't have any friends... by fmoura_98
	Meow? EARTH IS INVADING!!! by edddibgaz
	Plushie Randomness ?! by goodie_2shoe8
	Knick Knack - Faerie Wars Why did you choose Storm's side? Art by ghostkomorichu by pokemon_lunatic
	The Not-So-Sweet Smell of Failure Support WATER! Sign up here! Also by bird_brain312 by manda314
	The Happiest Quiggle So the new plot began with a bang, otherwise known as the exploding pie incident. by nut862
	SHH!Comics The End. by ravenatore
	Niki & Niko: April Fools Day I must find something to play a trick on Niki today... Art by ximera by nikitachi
	Shiny: Faerie Wars Hey! Aren't you Glare from the new Faerie Wars plot? by tamia_silverwing

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Darigan squawked as he tumbled end-over-end onto the floor. "It's a plague!" Morguss cried, pointing a ragged hoof at him as she spoke. "It'll spread! Quick, back away!" she commanded. The others wasted no time in leaping from their chairs and backing as far possible...

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Can't Go Wrong With a Classic
"It's April Fool's Day!" the Mynci declared, jumping around in anticipation. "You didn't forget, did you?!"

by mergirl294

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Overanalyze
Sean slumped in his chair. It was always this way. He always tried to help people. Sure, he realized that sometimes he got sidetracked...

by wildmage_of_galla

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Interview With a (Reformed) Chiavore
A happy Chia is an undigested Chia!

by carrotopian

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The Dirt on the Earth Faeries
Don't join the Earth side!--I don't care how much they offer you.

by pyrosquirrelx

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Lost With Isaerios: Part One
"Jeanie, I haven't even gotten over the last vacation you dragged me on, and now you want me to go on a tour to the highest elevations in Neopia? Are you kidding?"

by jeanaet

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Catching Up: Part Eight
"I thought we'd try something new today," she said, and watched amusedly as they looked up, grinning. "For the gala show..."

by extreme_fj0rd

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