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	How to Make a Grey Neopet Smile Fool proof steps for making your grey pet smile. Also by enchantmentunknown by fieryangel40
	An Exclusive Interview with AAA! (drum roll please!) ...Aristotle A. Avinroo! by kittenkutie936
	Choosing Your Avatar If you're tired of always using the same avatar, or you find that everyone is using the one you are, this article could be very helpful. by laruvy
	What To Do With An Invisible Pet While we were playing our games of the day, she disappeared. At first I thought it was a glitch. by princess_penguin_
	Advanced Key Questing: Miscellaneous Strategies Dealing with opponents' powerups, dealing with random events, and general game strategies. by musicoftheflute
	Neopia Central on Grey Day Enjoy the Grey Experience. by larkspurlane
	Every Neopian Does It! (And I'll Tell You Why) Every Neopian does it, and does it often. So what is this crime that we are all guilty of committing? by fancifully
	Sad Days in the Dome: Battledome Weapon Downgrades Nothing depresses the average Battledomer like that really elite weapon that they just can't have. by stoicjohn
	If Neopia Were Plantopia, An April Fool's Day Joke This is what the current Neopian worlds would become if Neoplants took over. by wildanimal7722
	The Truth Behind Neoplants Now EAT SUN! EAT SUN! Rawr rawr rawr rawr! XD by xx7flame7xx
	Avoiding Grey Day In order to save the cheerier side of Neopian society and save us from the possible horrors of our heroes turning to sobbing refuse, I have compiled a list of five ways to avoid Grey Day. Also by phoenix_through_fire by concertogreat_8

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"Colonel Cobb Meets his Match" by rosabellk
"Now, troops, today is a very special day: we're welcoming some new recruits to our ranks. They're – Johnson!" he suddenly snapped. "Private Johnson, what in Neopia do you think you're doing?" Cobb goose-stepped over to a Chokato that had a small Ladyblurg crawling on its leaves. Cobb was furious. "Insubordination! Harboring enemy combatants!"

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Rodger the Food Snatcher
"You just tripped me so you could get my basket of food!" Alice snapped.

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Of Mutants and Meepits: Part One
'If she is there, we will find her,' he said, finally answering Quentin's question. 'Let's go ask around.'

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Yanked Yooyus - Part Seven
"I don't see why you're so surprised. It wouldn't be the first time our client turned on us..."

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Balthazar and Captain Obvious
It doesn't take a therapist to see he's a little upset.

by pink_nautilus

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Doin It Old School Style
Well, I guess that snowickle is going back to the petpet ray tomorrow.

by abcdsnowfall

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