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	Ember: Part One "Listen, Ember, you must never let anyone tell you you are any different, or aren't as good as anybody else, okay?" by ralph89170
	Of Mutants and Meepits: Part One 'If she is there, we will find her,' he said, finally answering Quentin's question. 'Let's go ask around.' by d_morton
	The Wish: Part One "Thank you," she murmured. "I can give you one wish. But choose wisely. I will not give you another wish..." by newmoon653
	So Not Fair!: Part One "But Eryn!" she wailed. "I'm tired of being brown! I've been brown since, like... forever!" by majikel

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Smiling Grey Neopets?

Many Neopians have come to adore their irresistibly adorable grey pets. Whether it's because of their large cherry pink eyes, dismayed expressions, or eternal hopelessness, we have fallen in love. Grey pets are celebrated all over Neopia and even have their own special day. But since we are so used to their miserable frowns, I began to wonder, how hard is it for a grey pet to smile? In an attempt to express my love and affection for all grey pets, I have composed these fool proof steps in making your grey pet smile...

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Meditation on a Sigh
Grey. Draining the colour, draining the light from its surroundings. Like smoke. Like ash. Like dust. Like an empty tomb. Like the Grey Faerie, whose sadness could envelope you in its storm cloud, as it has her.

by mamasimios

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Every Neopian Does It! (And I'll Tell You Why)
Every Neopian does it, and does it often. So what is this crime that we are all guilty of committing?

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Sad Days in the Dome: Battledome Weapon Downgrades
Nothing depresses the average Battledomer like that really elite weapon that they just can't have.

by stoicjohn

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PWNed by the lab #6
Hello, Little Neopets.

Script by genta1111

by empoleon07

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Purple!
CLOTHES MONTAGE! YAY!

by arycapricat

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