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	Zapping For Good The quickest way to help the pets of the pound one pet at a time! by chestnuttiger787
	Key Quest's Delicious Sweets and Guides! A quick guide to the Sweets board based only on tokens alignment! by sportsandmusic69
	A Guide to the Money Tree How does the Money Tree work? Why are all those items there? The answers are inside! by ibeth602
	Feng Shui for Habitariums When applied to Habitarium arrangement, Feng Shui focuses on the placement of buildings and decorative objects to achieve a Habitarium which is both aesthetically pleasing and gives greater control over the behavior of your P3s. by dragonlover8560
	A Guide: Which avatar should I use? Not having just the right avatar can pose an actual problem while you are formulating your posts... by muslim
	How to Deal with Guild Wars What starts out as a measly little argument can grow until it is a full fledged war that makes everyone feel uncomfortable and horribly divides the guild. by incantationbella
	Stop Spinning the Theoretical Wheel of Monotony This is how you have fun in the grand world of Neopia when you're sick of the cycle. by mheetu
	Top Five Best and Worst Drinks in Neopia You'll never have to waste your money on gross coffee ever again! by zoobit
	A Taste Of The (Extremely) High Life A summary of THE most expensive foods known throughout each Neopian world. by schoolwars
	When Primary Colors Aren't Enough A Neopian's Guide to the struggles of finding and buying a paint brush. by smartgirl212

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"Never Buy Cheap Pants" by extralizzay
They were really a bargain - an over-bargain, practically free. The saleslady rang them up to a mere 6 neopoints - how fabulous, right? I was excited beyond belief and wore them that fateful school day like I had so determinedly planned at the checkout. The first clue about the massive hole that had mysteriously been torn in the pants...

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Sophie versus The Next Generation
One of his key strategies was to bend the truth to however he saw fit. It had worked for quite a while, but then Mr. Peterson had made the mistake of messing with Sophie the Swamp Witch.

by a_greenparrot

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Purple Flowers and Drums
To color that blank slate inside me, I watch everything that goes on at my little corner of Neopia.

by sarlizkat114

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Before the Tale: Part Five
"According to this, we should pass a sign that says 'Please keep off the Meepits', and after that we need to head into the thickest part of the Woods and get lost. Then we should hit Sophie's Shack while trying to get back to the main path..."

by tanikagillam

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The Remnant: Part One
"Lockwood was very brilliant - and very witty - and very handsome - and very arrogant and very cold. Cold above all else. I would not wish upon you any quality of his, any more than I would wish his fate upon you."

by jokerhahaazzz

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Relocation
Don't insult the plushie~

by snowstorm4444

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Bori Tales
Nothing says cool like Valentine's Day.

by goofy_teen

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