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Restocking Guide: Present Hunting at the Gift Store

Here in this guide, we will explore all the profitable items that stock in the gift shop in time for Valentines Day.

by lute248
The Valentine's Day Article

Today, the Neopian Times paper is decorated in hearts, love letters, and roses. Any self-respecting dark faerie would be hidden away in a deep dark hole, but here I am...

by futurevetpet
Tender Toddler's Treasures: A Guide to Valentine's Gifts for your Baby Neopet

So, of course, you'll want to get your wuvwy liddle baby something extra special for Valentine's Day, to show them just how much you love luff wuv them. But what?

by mrs_cherish
A Special Neopets Valentines Day

Probably the best part of Valentine's Day here in Neopia is the traditions. Throughout the years, we've all developed an expectation for what will happen – it just wouldn't be any fun without these traditions!

Also written by deadlaw

by ridiculer

Fast Cash through Gaming: Month of Awakening

That 'new year' smell? Long gone. But that resolution you made to achieve all your Neo goals this year? Why, that's still a work in progress.

by cdrex22
A Guide to Anti-Valentine's Day

Instead of a day full of love, pink, and happiness, you simply change it to a day of doom and gloom. And black; lots and lots of black.

by mustang1772
Ten Valentines Outfits for your Neopet!

It's time for Valentines Day outfits! We're here to share some looks that are fun and fashionable for users with both NC and NP budgets!

Also by kaylaftw

by pretty_feet

Celebrating the Right Way: With Chocolate!

Chocolate is a delicious substance that can make anything better. If you don't believe us, it is extremely important that you read this article.

Also by layeredcrazy

by babygirl122187

Top 10 Candy Gift Ideas for Valentines Day

Gifts like cards and flowers are nice and there is nothing wrong with them, but we all know that everybody loves getting candy.

Also written by ipod_diva_92

by mikh26

How to Celebrate Valentine’s Day the Neopian Way

How to demonstrate your appreciation to your Neofriends, whether you have a large or small budget.

by fantasmagoria
Anti-Valentine's Day: A How to Guide

It's that time of year again, ladies and gentlemen, when Neopians foolishly demonstrate their love to the closest people in their lives.

Also by iljanmw

by klutzygirl1

What to Wear For Valentine's Day

Need to know the best wearables to dress your Neopet in for Valentine's Day? Read this!

by brgreat101
Going Pink for Valentines Day

There are 54 different species of Neopets out there – and the good news is that the color Pink is available for all of them.

Also by cpilter55

by 1engel

 
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Anti-Valentine's Day



Love is in the air; weewoos sing joyous songs, and the Chocolate Factory is full of neopets buying sweets for their sweet. It's all so happy and romantic. Blech! Sure, it's all fine and dandy for all of those saps, but what if you're tired of going the traditional route for Valentine's Day? Perhaps you just hate the holiday? You may even be like me, and are allergic to pink (it's a serious condition)....



Other Stories


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Chocolate For Two
Their moods were overcast with gloom as they approached the docks. No tears were shed, for it was doubtful that either had any left.

by cactusthorn2151

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The New Student: Looks Can Be Deceiving
"Class, as you may have heard, there will be a new student joining us today. I hope you would all treat him respectfully..."

by jamespongebob

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Petpet Adventures: Let It Snow - Part Three
"We'll never find their tracks if this snow keeps covering them up," Emari complained, and Tvarla had to agree with her.

by rachelindea

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Once a Scarab: Part Four
It was people like Jazan and Amira who were royalty to the bone, not her. But the guard was holding out his key. "Shall we go, then, milady?"

by saphira_27

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Dice-A-Roo # 4 - Oh No!!
What happened to your neopoints pot?

by toffeedatepudding

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Random Oddness: Valentines
I got the flowers!

by mistyqee



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