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	Dress to Depress Here are some great fashion ideas that will help you dress to depress! by jamespongebob
	How to Care for Your Menacing Purple Bug As with all creatures, your tiny purple bug needs four basic things to survive: sleep, food, water and a plethora of Hanso-related items. by coco_bella
	Take A Walk On The Grey Side I'd like to address the stereotype that our bland appearances provoke in all manner of Neopians. People think that we're sad, that we like to be customised with dull, often uncomfortable backgrounds... by gina_bunny
	Five Worst Places For Grey Pets To Live In Neopia There are several places in Neopia that just aren't good places for Grey pets to live. They're just too bright or cheerful for a grey pet to live in peace. by dr_tomoe
	Celebrating Negativity! Sometimes we all need a little negativity in our lives... by aifricr
	The Way to Be Grey Grey Day: the saddest day in all of Neopia. A day set aside to honor the heartbroken, the lonely, and the pets that are, well, just Grey. by xxsicklullabiesxx

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The Way to Be Grey

To honor the Grey Faerie and all of the other pets like her, this is the perfect day to stay at home and mope. With all the tension and the dread in the air, it might be a little tough to cope with all of the sadness. That's where I come in. I'm here strictly to teach all of you young boys, girls, and Blumaroos to learn just how to be Grey. Let's get started. Step One: Everyone has seen a Grey pet once in their life. Their sad eyes, the look of...

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