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The Tyrannian Veterinary Clinic - The Inside Scoop!

Once the petpets are healthy, I bring them to my shop where those seeking petpets come to see if these lovely creatures are just right for them. It always makes me feel warm and fuzzy to see a neopet and a petpet together, as good friends.

by dragonstorm_75
Want a Magma Blaster trophy? Jump in!

There are rocks falling from the sky! Quick! Run!

by terravermelha
Conspiracy Theorist: Does Technology Exist?

Why haven't we contacted... whoever's in charge of Virtupets... now that we're at peace and asked them to teach us how their technology works?

by xx_purple_cybunny_xx
Ten Tips to Feed Florg

Help Florg eat his dinner with these ten essential tips!

by qelato
Bubble Tea – What is it, and why do we like it?

To many, Bubble Tea is a mysterious drink they have yet to encounter. Here, I will explain the properties of Bubble Tea...

by seoulful
Alternative Training!

Well, imagine a 12 hour lesson in the secret ninja training school, paid with 6 red codestones, each one at the price of 50,000 NP... Doesn't sound appealing, does it? You'll be impressed with what I'm about to show you!

by _white_spirit_
An Interview with "Bart"

"Do you ever clean those things? A lot of Neopians feel like all they ever do is get sick when they bob for your apples."

by impellent
The Decline of Tiki Tack Man's Tombola

How many times have you gone to the Tombola hoping to win some codestones, and all you found was a lonely Tiki Tack Man asking for funds?

by miyulemon
Making The Most Of Your New Gift!

So you open the door to your neohome one morning and you notice a finely wrapped present on your doorstep...

by usukii
 
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Does Technology Exist?



I, for one, find our lack of technological advancement highly suspicious. Isn't it illogical that our development has been completely static, and there has been no apparent desire to change this? Why haven't we contacted... whoever's in charge of Virtupets... now that we're at peace and asked them to teach us how their technology works? After mulling it over, I came to a stunning realization...



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Going Bankrupt
Mom bit her lip and held up the envelope. "I guess you gotta learn sometime. We're bankrupt."

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Memories in a Bottle
His very first memory is of the snow and the numbing cold...

by clovermint209

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Enchanted Stories: Adventure in Brightvale - Part Three
"I beg your pardon, good sir. You wouldn't believe the number of libraries we've been in that seemed to have been arranged by four year-olds. Would you please summon the librarian to help us?"

by kristykimmy

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Can You Remember?: Part Two
"Oh good, you're finally awake," the woman said, approaching her.

"Where am I? What happened?" Saeleah was confused beyond belief.

by allison_kitty11


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The Goofers
We are all forced to bow to the horrifying power of cuteness...

by lintsuf

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We Can't All Be Good Listeners... (Part 2)
Ouch! Where did that come from...?

by anneburns



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